08-21-2009, 10:56 AM
3 guys; RockMonster, Fistor, and WienerPoopie all die in a horrific car accident and are standing at the gates with St. Peter.
St. Peter tells the guys that they can do just about anything they want in Heaven, aside the normal heavy sins, as long as they don't mess with God's ducks, God really loves ducks.
They all agree.
After a few Days WienerPoopie is seen walking around with the ugliest, smelliest woman you would ever see handcuffed to him. When asked what happens he replies:
"Fucking Ducks, I accidentally stepped on one, she's my punishment"
A few days later Fistor is seen walking around with a big flaming gay guy handcuffed to him, the guy is constantly grabbing Fistor's ass and Fistor is constantly fighting the guy off. When asked what had happened he replies:
"Son of a bitch, I accidentally killed a duck when I tripped over one. This guy is my punishment"
Again a few days later RockMonster is seen walking around with a 2 chicks that would be classified as Uber-Hot Super Model types. They're each handcuffed to one of his wrists and are following him around everywhere. When asked what had happened for the three of them to be handcuffed together the girls quickly reply:
"Fucking Ducks"
St. Peter tells the guys that they can do just about anything they want in Heaven, aside the normal heavy sins, as long as they don't mess with God's ducks, God really loves ducks.
They all agree.
After a few Days WienerPoopie is seen walking around with the ugliest, smelliest woman you would ever see handcuffed to him. When asked what happens he replies:
"Fucking Ducks, I accidentally stepped on one, she's my punishment"
A few days later Fistor is seen walking around with a big flaming gay guy handcuffed to him, the guy is constantly grabbing Fistor's ass and Fistor is constantly fighting the guy off. When asked what had happened he replies:
"Son of a bitch, I accidentally killed a duck when I tripped over one. This guy is my punishment"
Again a few days later RockMonster is seen walking around with a 2 chicks that would be classified as Uber-Hot Super Model types. They're each handcuffed to one of his wrists and are following him around everywhere. When asked what had happened for the three of them to be handcuffed together the girls quickly reply:
"Fucking Ducks"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"