08-21-2009, 11:12 AM
Did you guys hear about the school bus of Catholic Schoolgirls that crashed into a ravine with no survivors? Well apparently they were all in line at the gates to enter single file when St. Peter asked who had touched a real life penis.
A girl stepped up and said:
"I've touched a penis with this finger..."
St. Peter replied, "dip that finger in the holy water and you may enter"
A second girl stepped up and said:
"I've touched a penis with this entire hand..."
St. Peter replied, "dip that hand in the holy water and you may enter"
suddenly there was a big ruccus in the back of the line as a girl pushed her way to the front.
St. Peter asked what was going on to which the girl replied:
"If I have to gargle that water I want to do it before Tammy dips her asshole in it!"
A girl stepped up and said:
"I've touched a penis with this finger..."
St. Peter replied, "dip that finger in the holy water and you may enter"
A second girl stepped up and said:
"I've touched a penis with this entire hand..."
St. Peter replied, "dip that hand in the holy water and you may enter"
suddenly there was a big ruccus in the back of the line as a girl pushed her way to the front.
St. Peter asked what was going on to which the girl replied:
"If I have to gargle that water I want to do it before Tammy dips her asshole in it!"
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