08-21-2009, 11:57 AM
1) My sister threw a can of hairspray at my face because "She thought I would catch it". Split my top lip open and I had to spend an hour in the ER next to a kid that the nurses were questioning because of a possible sexual abuse by the father or babysitter. Still have a scar.
2) Dropped a bench on my foot in middle school. I'm stunned I didn't break any bones, and I never told my mother about it because she would have beat my ass for being stupid.
3) I was taking care of the class pet during christmas break, it was a golden hampster, and the fucker bit off a chunk of my finger. I also took two bee stings for some idiot girls at girl scout camp who pissed off a bee hive. I still have scars from that too.
2) Dropped a bench on my foot in middle school. I'm stunned I didn't break any bones, and I never told my mother about it because she would have beat my ass for being stupid.
3) I was taking care of the class pet during christmas break, it was a golden hampster, and the fucker bit off a chunk of my finger. I also took two bee stings for some idiot girls at girl scout camp who pissed off a bee hive. I still have scars from that too.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.