08-21-2009, 02:29 PM
1. I had just gotten off the Buffalo River last year late in the afternoon, and had been drinking since about 7:30 am that morning. I'm not really sure why they sent me into the store to get more beer (but then again, I probably volunteered). I went to open the door and just jerked it back right into my mouth. I never skipped a beat and kept walking in the store, right to the beer fridge and then to the checkout. The clerk says, "ma'am are you okay?" and I said, "yeah, but you need to control that attack door!"
2. When I was around 8 or 9 years old, my bike was messed up but my friend said she'd double me on her bike. A fire truck went by where we were playing in the neighborhood and we took off after it. We were on its bumper going down a hill and Patricia decided to go around it only to be met by a VW van. I got scared and slammed on the brakes for which she was not prepared. We both went over the handlebars and ate pavement.
3. During that same time period, when I lived in a neighborhood in Nashville, we used to play tag behind my "boyfriends" house. One day while we were playing, I ran under a pine tree that had a branch broken on straight downward. My head caught that stub and I remember it hurting very, very badly. There was a lot of blood too.
2. When I was around 8 or 9 years old, my bike was messed up but my friend said she'd double me on her bike. A fire truck went by where we were playing in the neighborhood and we took off after it. We were on its bumper going down a hill and Patricia decided to go around it only to be met by a VW van. I got scared and slammed on the brakes for which she was not prepared. We both went over the handlebars and ate pavement.
3. During that same time period, when I lived in a neighborhood in Nashville, we used to play tag behind my "boyfriends" house. One day while we were playing, I ran under a pine tree that had a branch broken on straight downward. My head caught that stub and I remember it hurting very, very badly. There was a lot of blood too.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!