08-27-2009, 06:00 AM
Mark the Valet Wrote:Happy 22nd!
I baked you a CAKE to commemorate this occasion:
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Isn't that the same cake that you've had for like a year? You're trying to get in her pants, and give her a stale cake?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."