09-08-2009, 10:32 AM
Producer Joe's advancements into creppy.
Borrow a windowless van, go to the department store and buy spray paint and duct tape and rope and candy.
use paint to label the van with 'Free Candy' on the side
put the rest inside
go to a mattress store and ask about the different sized mattresses and which will fit in your van the best. Explain that it needs to hold up to 'beatings' and yet be comfortable enough to sit on for days without leaving.
Borrow a windowless van, go to the department store and buy spray paint and duct tape and rope and candy.
use paint to label the van with 'Free Candy' on the side
put the rest inside
go to a mattress store and ask about the different sized mattresses and which will fit in your van the best. Explain that it needs to hold up to 'beatings' and yet be comfortable enough to sit on for days without leaving.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"