10-19-2009, 12:11 PM
Holy shit potthole!! I went to Jamaica with my kids and was told by the hotel employees that it would be in my best interest not to leave the resort. I took their advice. The first day, after I learned that there were guards at every entrance/exit, I let my 12 & 15 year old boys "explore" the resort. I kept a safe distance, but was watching. They were at one end of the beach (the end being where the resort's property ended) and I saw them being approached by a local. The man said something to my boys and then was immediately tackled by the beach guard. Of course, I asked them what the man said and they told me he just wanted to see if they needed any "party materials, mon." I've heard quite a few horror stories from people vacationing in Jamaica. I think i'll stick to Cancun! or better yet, the US!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!