11-10-2009, 11:47 AM
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So, I wake up this morning, and my husband asks me, "Why in God's name did you lick my back in the middle of the night?" I have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently I licked his back in the middle of the night and woke him up. Now, I don't remember doing this, and we're both getting adjusted to having another body in our sleeping space, but to my knowledge this is the second time that I've done something in my sleep (The first time was beating my hand against the wall in my parent's house because I was pissed off at someone in my dream). Hubby sleeps like a log, so if I did stuff in my sleep, he might not wake up to witness me doing it, unless I start licking him in the middle of the night again.
I'm weird.
So, I wake up this morning, and my husband asks me, "Why in God's name did you lick my back in the middle of the night?" I have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently I licked his back in the middle of the night and woke him up. Now, I don't remember doing this, and we're both getting adjusted to having another body in our sleeping space, but to my knowledge this is the second time that I've done something in my sleep (The first time was beating my hand against the wall in my parent's house because I was pissed off at someone in my dream). Hubby sleeps like a log, so if I did stuff in my sleep, he might not wake up to witness me doing it, unless I start licking him in the middle of the night again.
I'm weird.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.