11-18-2009, 10:05 AM
krystal Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
Nope, I usually do like I do when driving. Say "Ah, fuck" and do and make a u-turn.
No no no no no no no. Find someone you can make eye contact with, hold it, get a look of panic on your face, THEN turn around and go the opposite direction.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.