11-24-2009, 09:41 PM
Queenie Wrote:I overheard a man and his 4-year old son talking at the DMV the other day. The little boy asked his father, "Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do you respond to that?
"Well son, I'll rejoice, because that would mean I just rid the world of another worthless ninja. Any ninja worth his salt would be stealthy and quick enough to avoid being hit by my car."