07-02-2008, 02:30 PM
The first finger in my butt was when I was 15. Severe appendicitis. No warning, just "Does this hurt?"
Fast forward 25 years, and I think I'm growing a third nut down there (Yes, Mrs. Ten, there's only supposed to be two). I set up an appointment for my family doc, and my wife sets me up an appointment with a urologist doc she works with. So, I see the urologist doc first. I've played softball with this female urologist. As I'm thinking that's awkward, she jams her finger home, and asks "How do you like the new office?" I...I couldn't answer. She gave me some kind of analysis, and diagnosis, the only part of which I hear is that it's no big deal.
The very next day, I have the checkup with my doctor, as I try to tell him what she said, I can't, because through most of what she said, the only thing I could hear in my head was "She had her finger in your @ss..She had her FINGER in YOUR @ss..Dude, her FINGER WAS IN YOUR @SS JUST NOW!"
Since I couldn't explain adequately to my family doctor...My ham-handed, sausage fingered family doctor, he decided he needed to see for himself.
3 DRE's in 25 years, 2 of them on consecutive days.
Fast forward 25 years, and I think I'm growing a third nut down there (Yes, Mrs. Ten, there's only supposed to be two). I set up an appointment for my family doc, and my wife sets me up an appointment with a urologist doc she works with. So, I see the urologist doc first. I've played softball with this female urologist. As I'm thinking that's awkward, she jams her finger home, and asks "How do you like the new office?" I...I couldn't answer. She gave me some kind of analysis, and diagnosis, the only part of which I hear is that it's no big deal.
The very next day, I have the checkup with my doctor, as I try to tell him what she said, I can't, because through most of what she said, the only thing I could hear in my head was "She had her finger in your @ss..She had her FINGER in YOUR @ss..Dude, her FINGER WAS IN YOUR @SS JUST NOW!"
Since I couldn't explain adequately to my family doctor...My ham-handed, sausage fingered family doctor, he decided he needed to see for himself.
3 DRE's in 25 years, 2 of them on consecutive days.