Crazy Storm in Grand Rapids

[Titan!]

If you don't get married this weekend you'll be moving here alone.

I sure hope that isn't true.

I hope so too, I'm pulling for you kids. But you just can't compete with the raging hurricane of fame that Devan is about to experience. She'll be on the cover of Maxim next month, and you'll be working at Burger King wistfully thinking "I remember when" sorry bro, but that's how it is.