Crazy Storm in Grand Rapids

[Titan!]

I hope so too, I'm pulling for you kids. But you just can't compete with the raging hurricane of fame that Devan is about to experience. She'll be on the cover of Maxim next month, and you'll be working at Burger King wistfully thinking "I remember when" sorry bro, but that's how it is.

Burger King? Come on, I'm a software developer. :-[

NOW, you're a software developer, but next month after she leaves you, you'll be a broken shell of a former human, not only does she go on to super stardom, you end up in the gutter. Sorry man but that's the way things are.