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09-25-2008, 12:47 PM
You said what to Dirk Diggler after he whipped out that 14 incher?
I was flying towards the ground at terminal velocity before I realized the decision I made was bad. 
09-25-2008, 01:14 PM
What happened when you and Airhorn tried to join the mile high club together ?
I tried to tell her the damn bread was wet, but she wouldn't listen and just kept trying to make those damn sandwiches.
Wowie Groovie !
09-25-2008, 01:18 PM
Why was it that she kept asking me if the bread was horny?
Because at my age, I think that it's ok to go downtown to SkyBar this Saturday for DJ's and PJ's night.
09-25-2008, 04:45 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Why was it that she kept asking me if the bread was horny?And, hell yeah it is ! Why do you have a stiffy ? Find the King's son, dead preferably.
Wowie Groovie !
09-26-2008, 11:38 AM
What do you hope to accomplish while LARPing this weekend?
Somewhere in the night.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-26-2008, 12:02 PM
Where did Plunger fall in love with Queen ?
awwwwww What's with the random cube shifting? It's interfering with my interpolation documents.
Wowie Groovie !
09-26-2008, 12:10 PM
Why would random cube shifting mess up what is already messed up?
What a sweet comment. I am totally impressed.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-26-2008, 12:13 PM
Queenie Wrote:Why would random cube shifting mess up what is already messed up? The Riverdance. OMG this has me literally laughing so hard i've got tears in my eyes.
Wowie Groovie !
09-26-2008, 12:13 PM
Are you sensing a change in Titan?
Damn, can she be a bitch.
09-26-2008, 12:16 PM
Is Titan your absolute F'ing God ?
Can't wait to go LARPing this weekend, the game mistress agreed to let me use a new power.
Wowie Groovie !
09-26-2008, 12:23 PM
What is it that you say when a guy shoves his Shwanz in your face?
That car is frickin amazing. 
09-27-2008, 09:36 PM
what is your favorite part of back to the future?
dr. stupid, you're doing this wrong. 
09-27-2008, 10:01 PM
What did Mrs. Dr. Stupid tell her husband on their wedding night?
You people suck at this. 
09-28-2008, 01:51 PM
What is fistors response to all of our postings?
NO WE DON'T!
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-29-2008, 05:46 AM
What was the collective response from the gathered crowd when asked if the think Johnny Dep is sexy ?
It's monday and I'm already 2 hours late.
Wowie Groovie !
09-29-2008, 09:04 AM
Did you have your period yet?
I think I figured this out
09-29-2008, 09:21 AM
Dr. Stupid, what was it you said after you looked at a plastic model Va Jay Jay for the four hours the other day?
So, um. I woke up on Saturday morning with a bruised fist and a hangover.
09-29-2008, 09:26 AM
Have you been hanging out with fistor again?
Yeah, I do do that!
09-29-2008, 09:35 AM
What is your answer every time a gay guy asks you if you can do a certain position?
I just had to write it down in a song.
09-29-2008, 09:40 AM
Did you have a good time at cowboy gay camp?
Only if you will 
09-30-2008, 08:15 AM
Where is your toupee?
Now that's a spicy meatball.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-30-2008, 10:44 AM
What did you say to the crack whore who offered you a flying blumpkin for 10 bucks and a Big Mac value meal ?
I haven't worn my work boots in more than 4 years, yet there they sit, waiting like a patient dog who wants to go for a walk.
Wowie Groovie !
09-30-2008, 11:03 AM
Why have I gained so much weight?
Long ago and far away.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-30-2008, 12:54 PM
When was the last time ______________ got laid?
The cat had 3 sips of gin and passed out for 2 days straight.
Wowie Groovie !
09-30-2008, 12:56 PM
What are you feeding your pussy?
I like to zone out for the first 3 hours of the day.
09-30-2008, 12:58 PM
why is your company constantly losing money ?
Debra messing.
Wowie Groovie !
09-30-2008, 01:03 PM
Who is the chick that plays in The Wedding Date?
The effin government gets on my last nerve.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-30-2008, 01:08 PM
What do you think of the bailout?
I think I should shave
09-30-2008, 01:12 PM
What will you do before you enter the womanless beauty pageant?
The hell you say.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-01-2008, 08:28 AM
Why are you dressing in that mascot costume the back of your car?
Only my sexyness
10-01-2008, 09:11 AM
What does Dr. Stupid lie about?
A smashing sinus headache.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-01-2008, 09:27 AM
what happens when you try to make your own home made cocaine using ritalin, hydroxycut, and chili powder ?
Smashing rectal ache.
Wowie Groovie !
10-01-2008, 09:39 AM
What do you get at fistor's house?
Smashded (not a typo) |
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