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[fetusfacedwindbag]

Yeah! You took it way too far BITCH!!! All of those things hit REALLY close to home! WHy would you do that!? I don't have a girlfriend anymore though! She left me for a effin minger! My greatest fear in life is to NOT succeed! I graduated Cum Laude while working TWO jobs and paying for school as I went, and now I'm an EFFIN Janitor! I'm on my way to Michigan to FIND you...RIGHT NOW.

What now BeeOTCH?

[agentsmith]

Bring it hillbilly boy! How are you going to find me? You can't read, you're from tennesee! Are you going to ask for directions to Dr. Stupid? Up here, people will get fed up with your stupid slow talkin drawl crap.

How you like dem apples?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Hail Naw Dude! Wait? What did you say? I can't read! S! But I will tell you this. NO ONE will get fed up with my southern drawl... at least not the women. I visit family up there occasionally, and we ALWAYS have people eating out of the palm of our hands.... It's actually quite nice. BUT! Back to the FIGHT. Tell me how to get up there! I know I start off heading SOUTH on 65, so don't give me no crap about where to start!

Can you handle this!?

[agentsmith]

No, but your mom can handle my package! Now to ramp it up more!

Do you honestly think that women can get you accurate directions? (cuz dudes hate southern drawls)

[Titan!]

Your mom gave me directions, but she kept pointing at her crotch and thrusting her hips at me. It was a little creepy but I did get where I needed to go.

What's the worst flavor of kool aid ever ?

[vsangelchick]

I don't remember exactly what flavor it was, but it was green and tasted like stale jello!

Did ya miss me?

[Queenie]

Hell yeah cuz!!

Where have you been?

[vsangelchick]

Working and wedding planning....busy busy stuff.

What baseball team has disappointed you most this year?

[Rock Monster]

What's the worst flavor of kool aid ever ?

The flavor some of the Lions fans were dirinking after a 4-0 preseason.

I don't remember exactly what flavor it was, but it was green and tasted like stale jello!

Did ya miss me?

Didn't notice you were gone.

How long 'till the Lions have a winning season?

[Rock Monster]

Working and wedding planning....busy busy stuff.

What baseball team has disappointed you most this year?

Damn.. I'm behind...

None...


When will it be over?

[agentsmith]

not as long as I'm around!

What happened to the fighting?

[plungerhand]

It was only for 15 posts...


Does anybody, really know what time it is?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Tool Time!

Would Dr. Stupid like the fight to come back so that we can turn this north south rivalry into another civil war that Charlie Daniels is sure that we'll win?

[agentsmith]

Yes! Now go get run over by a tractor.

Did the devil realy go down to Georgia?

[Titan!]

HOLY SHIT ! VS IS STILL ALIVE ! ! ! ! ;D


Yes he would.

would you be a dear and bring me a Guinness please ?

[agentsmith]

No way bitch. And I don't want you on my side of this fight. Go south into kentuky or something. Seriously, you could be a modle down there. You have all of your teeth.

Who's with me?

[Titan!]

No one's with you.

What's a modle ?

[Queenie]

Not me because your stupid ass can't spell (or maybe you just can't type).

The south's gonna do it again.

[agentsmith]

where is your question?

Are all people in the south that dense?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Not me because your stupid ass can't spell (or maybe you just can't type).

The south's gonna do it again.

Be proud you're a rebel cause _____ ! And again.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

(I'll never pop ANY collars or wear more than ONE shirt....just for my defense....maybe an undershirt in the winter at work...)

Mail comes at different times of the day depending on where you are....or who you're playing "mail man with"....

My best friend is coming home from Cali tomorrow. SHould I take it easy tonight, or should I party and sober up and cry while I watch UT get stopped by Auburn?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

um... so Titan's question is gone.... let's just pretend that it's still there.

[Rock Monster]

where is your question?

Are all people in the south that dense?

Yes.

Plungee, does anyone really care?

[Titan!]

um... so Titan's question is gone.... let's just pretend that it's still there.

Sorry, I F'd that up. But on the plus side it made you look like a doof, which is cool with me.

[Queenie]

where is your question?

Are all people in the south that dense?

Yes.

Plungee, does anyone really care?

You're behind again!!!

(I'll never pop ANY collars or wear more than ONE shirt....just for my defense....maybe an undershirt in the winter at work...)

Mail comes at different times of the day depending on where you are....or who you're playing "mail man with"....

My best friend is coming home from Cali tomorrow. Should I take it easy tonight, or should I party and sober up and cry while I watch UT get stopped by Auburn?

Might as well start early and ease your pain!!

Will I have to fire my friend today?

I was the one that forgot to post the question . . . d'oh!!

[fetusfacedwindbag]

I hope you don't. That has GOT to be a bad feeling. I almost had to at a previous college job, but I lucked out and he quit before I had to.

I'm hungry. What should I eat? Leftovers or local dining?

[airhornahole]

Road kill is road kill, what does it matter where you get it.

Is Michigan going to show up this weekend?

[agentsmith]

No, but MSU will! (Go Spartans!)

How did we get to sports?

[Titan!]

No, but MSU will! (Go Spartans!)

How did we get to sports?

It's Huey Lewis's best Album.

Who's ND playing this weekend ?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Purdue.

Or is it PURDON'T!?

[Queenie]

I think you are right.

Why is this day going so slow?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

It's not. ALL of my bosses are out of town, so I had very little accounting junk to do for them today. There're literally 4 people in my office today (out of 18). This day has been great! AND only ONE more hour before I won't feel guilty for leaving early!

To all the women out there: Boxers, Boxer briefs, briefs or thongs?

[Queenie]

Easy question . . . thongs.

Are the Titans going to win Sunday?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Is the sky blue? The only thing we have to do is stop their run game and we can win that thing fa'sho, FA'SHO.

Who else is TOTALLY excited that USC lost last night?

(and damn it about the thong answer. The only time I've ever worn one of those was when I lost a bet to my ex. I had to wear a tuxedo thong under my real tux while being a groomsman in a friend's wedding. I don't know how women can ever wear those things. It was fun though after the reception when we were fairly saused though.)

[agentsmith]

Noe Bahdy. (yay odisius!)

Where have all the flowers gone? (long time passing...)

[Queenie]

To the florists.

Why do I feel like I'm not getting much done today?

[Mad Dog]

Mabey you didn't drink enough coffee.

Why do I have to work my ass off, then never seem to get any where?

[airhornahole]

The tread mill is supposed to stay stationary.

Why cna't I get a good night sleep?

[agentsmith]

Because you stabed peoples backs to get your office with a window.

Is airhorn realy a duche?

[beckyp]

if i knew what "duche" is i'd answer your question, Stupid.

why does my car make weird noises when it starts?