03-08-2009, 08:03 PM
*Slaps jiggy with a 10 foot pole.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Slap the person above you
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03-08-2009, 08:11 PM
*slaps zdunklee then performs a roundhouse kick to the jaw. yeah, that's right...the jaw*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-08-2009, 08:23 PM
*pop my jaw back into place then double slaps jiggy with a pound of bacon salt.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-08-2009, 09:04 PM
*slaps my heart to perform CPR. Rests in bed for a few weeks then slaps zdunklee like a bitch*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-08-2009, 11:24 PM
*slaps jiggy with my foot complete with BIFF! sound effect.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-08-2009, 11:58 PM
*slaps zdunklee with a ZLOP! sound effect*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-09-2009, 12:30 AM
*slaps titan with a large piece of glass.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 05:14 AM
Quote:*slaps titan with a large piece of glass. Ohhh, that's gotta hurt, I don't care who you are.... *slaps z because it's now another 5 days before I can eff off for 2 days*
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-09-2009, 09:13 AM
*slaps zappa because Loverboy says everybody's working for the weekend*
except those of us laid off
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-09-2009, 10:15 AM
*slaps Jiggy because it's Monday (and I hate Mondays)*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-09-2009, 10:26 AM
*slaps queenie for not slapping jiggy with some kind of food combination that would make him hungry.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 10:40 AM
*slaps z because I was saving the chocolate meringue pie for later*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-09-2009, 10:42 AM
*slaps Queenie and steals her pie*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-09-2009, 10:42 AM
*slaps jiggy with a turkey wrapped in bacon.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 10:44 AM
*slaps z to prepare him for the job interview tomorrow*
get yer shit together dude
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-09-2009, 10:45 AM
*slaps queenie cause I'm goin, I got the suit all ready to roll and printed off extra copies of my resume already.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 10:53 AM
*slaps zdunklee for good luck*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-09-2009, 11:01 AM
*slaps jiggy with bacon wrapped in bacon in thanks.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 12:23 PM
*slaps z because I have the phrase "weiner poopie" stuck in my head for four days now on a repetitive loop ala Rain Man*
*good luck at the interview*
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-09-2009, 12:26 PM
*slaps wwzs for getting "weiner poopie" stuck in my head now.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 12:30 PM
*slaps titan with a car door to the back.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 04:29 PM
*slaps z because there's not enough slapping going on today*
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
03-09-2009, 04:30 PM
*slaps Queenie to get this party started.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 04:35 PM
*slaps z and says just call me hannah*
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-09-2009, 04:46 PM
*slaps Titan because he let his window set open too long before posting*
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
03-09-2009, 05:04 PM
*slaps wwzs for no other reason than to slap someone.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-09-2009, 05:44 PM
*slaps zdunklee because you can't just do a drive-by slapping. that's too sloppy*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-10-2009, 12:04 AM
*slaps jiggy with the back end of a 45, then drives by and slaps him again for no good reason.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-10-2009, 01:06 AM
*slaps zdunklee with a louisville slugger then slaps him with a golf club just to be cautious*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-10-2009, 01:23 AM
slaps jiggy with a cat o' 9 tails
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-10-2009, 01:27 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:slaps jiggy with a cat o' 9 tails Holy ess dude. I was going to do that instead of the slugger but changed my mind. Great minds.... *slaps philly mike with a copy of Star Wars: KOTR II.* it's closest to me at the moment.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-10-2009, 06:45 AM
*slaps jiggy for thinking like mike.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-10-2009, 10:57 AM
Slaps lee with 0.999... and not a 1
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-10-2009, 11:08 AM
*slaps philly mike because don't leak that crap over here. my brain still hurts*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Slaps jiggy with a holy hand grenade
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-10-2009, 11:34 AM
*slaps Philly Mike to make sure he remembers to count to 3. You shall count to three, no more no less, 3 shall be the number you count to the the counting shall be three, 4 shall not count, 5 is straight out*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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