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04-07-2009, 02:00 PM
I don't know. Something about chest pains. He just had his second hip replaced the week before last, so an infection would be a very, very bad thing. My sister just texted me to call my mom, because she couldn't get through. If not for that, they probably wouldn't have said anything until I went home this weekend for Easter... We'll see.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-07-2009, 02:51 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:krys Wrote:So, we've got the computer working again. Now my Dad's in the hospital and my Mom's phone cut out. Isn't life grand? I wonder what tomorrow will bring.Oh geeze. I hope he's ok Krys. Me too!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
04-07-2009, 03:09 PM
still not able to find that set of keys to the XTerra that have been MIA forever....
04-07-2009, 03:30 PM
...wishing ill will upon someone at work because the person is a d-bag.
04-07-2009, 03:37 PM
burnking Wrote:...wishing ill will upon someone at work because the person is a d-bag. You to ?? :twisted:
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
04-07-2009, 04:32 PM
 Does this look like a vagina to anyone else?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-07-2009, 05:49 PM
krys Wrote: Nope just you.
Wowie Groovie !
04-07-2009, 07:45 PM
It's kind of a crazy yellow vagina with a light in the middle.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
04-07-2009, 08:27 PM
krys Wrote: :!: This one looks like it's ready for the shocker. 
04-08-2009, 06:46 AM
Fighting against every clock in my apartment that tells me it's time to go to work. Alas, I will lose as I do everyday
There are two kinds of people on the Earth. Those who like Dum Dum Root Beer flavored lollipops and those who don't like Dum Dum Root Beer flavored lollipops.
04-08-2009, 07:17 AM
having a minor disagreement with my bathroom sink... Doesnt seem to want to drain today because Squeaker somehow stuffed a fuzzy mouse toy down the drain far enough that I cant reach it.
Time to find the pipe wrench 
04-08-2009, 08:22 AM
peachs Wrote:having a minor disagreement with my bathroom sink... Doesnt seem to want to drain today because Squeaker somehow stuffed a fuzzy mouse toy down the drain far enough that I cant reach it. Just take the p-trap off and you should be able to retrieve the fuzzy mouse. No wrench needed.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
04-08-2009, 08:30 AM
...eating peanut butter toast, watching my dog eat an apple, and listening to the show online. What a thrilling life I lead!
04-08-2009, 11:22 AM
Debating on whether or not to upload my friend's Facebook status to PassiveAggressiveNotes.com. What do you guys think?
[Name Redacted] WISHES HEATHER [name redacted] WOULD QUIT FUCKING STALKING ME. QUIT SENDING YOUR FRIENDS TO FRIEND ME SO YOU CAN CHECK UP ON ME. YOU AND KYLE BROKE UP A YEAR AGO. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
04-08-2009, 11:39 AM
Right now I'm:
Enjoying Nerds Candy Beans....they're sold out at the store which makes me sad 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
04-08-2009, 11:51 AM
I am waiting for my husband to finish the damn brakes....
04-08-2009, 12:14 PM
At least you're saving a bit of money by doing it by hand.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-08-2009, 12:20 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:At least you're saving a bit of money by doing it by hand. hand brake job's are the best....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
04-08-2009, 12:22 PM
Damn straight.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-08-2009, 12:39 PM
Enjoying my boss's last vacation day. I wish she could stay gone more often.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-08-2009, 01:12 PM
krys Wrote:Enjoying my boss's last vacation day. I wish she could stay gone more often. I'm couting down the days until my boss goes on vacation.
04-08-2009, 01:15 PM
This is only a couple of days of hers. Hopefully there will be more later. My boss-boss (the one who actually signs paychecks) is going to Italy at the end of the week. She scares me, but I don't really deal with her much, anyway.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-08-2009, 01:35 PM
My boss usually goes away for a week a few times during the year, Friday starts one of those times.
04-08-2009, 02:02 PM
I just saw a video that makes me think Disney actually sucks a filmmaking...
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906578" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906578</a><!-- m --> Seriously I wonder how long they have been mailing it in while raking in millions?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-08-2009, 02:06 PM
zdunklee Wrote:I just saw a video that makes me think Disney actually sucks a filmmaking... HOLY BALLS! thats why I always had a case of Deja Vu when i watched Disney movies...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
04-08-2009, 02:08 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:I just saw a video that makes me think Disney actually sucks a filmmaking... NOTE TO SELF: Watch this video tonight when you get home, and have time to waste before LOST.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
04-08-2009, 02:09 PM
Snow White was made in the 1930s, so quite a while.
A couple more examples http://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/26/disney-animation-reuse/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKER9K9QozA Animation was/is expensive and time consuming.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-08-2009, 02:10 PM
I feel like my entire childhood was a lie...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-08-2009, 02:15 PM
... Happy I've finally got my fucking internet running at my new address. Took them over 4 weeks to get this going. I was going to kill myself if i was restricted for another week to only fox and PBS(the only 2 tv stations i was able to get on my tv).
yes people, Philly Mike is back 
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-08-2009, 02:21 PM
zdunklee Wrote:I feel like my entire childhood was a lie... You've got me curious (nosy) now. I want to know what happened.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
04-08-2009, 02:26 PM
He was never a child, he was always a creepy old man, but shorter.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-08-2009, 02:26 PM
well disney was ahead of their time, they were recycling before it was "cool"
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
04-08-2009, 02:30 PM
krys Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:I feel like my entire childhood was a lie... The Disney video, I feel like all those movies were not really different movies at all.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
04-08-2009, 02:50 PM
zdunk, I'm going to blow your mind.
1) http://www.bspcn.com/2008/09/16/the-diff...ry-potter/ 2)http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=184_0_2_0 A LOT of Disney movies are Shakespeare plays. Just think about it for a bit. Nothing is original anymore. And hell, Disney even rips off other animation studios. http://www.kimbawlion.com/rant2.htm
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-08-2009, 02:57 PM
finished with errands, laundry and yardwork... AND I FOUND THE KEYS!!! yippee!
04-08-2009, 03:16 PM
peachs Wrote:finished with errands, laundry and yardwork... AND I FOUND THE KEYS!!! yippee!Road trip for peachs!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
04-08-2009, 03:18 PM
Wondering why other people can't have the same work schedule as me when I want them to. Now I have to find another summer companion. Effer.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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