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05-07-2009, 10:01 PM
Going to bed early for a change tonight. Not sure if I will get on here in the morning but if I don't, I'll talk to you guys later. It will be hectic the next 4-5 weeks but I will try to get on here at least once a week to slap some people around.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-08-2009, 08:30 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:I had a Chiropracter named Dr Bender once. I also had a Orthodontist named Dr Beaver.best orthodontist name was one my brother had.. Dr. Slutsky
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
05-08-2009, 09:14 AM
Hang in there Jigg,
when you're going through Hell, keep on going, don't slow down something something country lyrics right now I'm wishing I hadn't slepth through my alarm... grrrrrrr
Wowie Groovie !
05-08-2009, 09:23 AM
Right now I'm:
logged into the chat
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-08-2009, 11:43 AM
Seeing if I can eat an entire Big Bag of York peppermint patties. So far, this is easy!
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
05-08-2009, 01:12 PM
Freezing but for some reason I won't just put pants on. Maybe I'm lazy.
The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS 
05-08-2009, 01:44 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:Going to bed early for a change tonight. Not sure if I will get on here in the morning but if I don't, I'll talk to you guys later. It will be hectic the next 4-5 weeks but I will try to get on here at least once a week to slap some people around. I must have missed something......What's going on? :wave: :wtf: 
05-08-2009, 02:07 PM
WOOT!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-08-2009, 06:00 PM
Excited as hell cause I am going to the Wings game against the Mighty Sucks on Sunday!!!!!! :thumbup:
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"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
05-08-2009, 07:51 PM
... kind of surprised because i found out Kal Penn is no longer on house because he went to work for the whitehouse.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
05-08-2009, 09:19 PM
Trying to stream a movie....its not going so fast. Gonna take me 4 hrs to watch a 1 1/2 hr movie.
What? I didn't do it.
05-09-2009, 06:45 PM
Kinda wiped out because I ran in my first 5k race today. I didn't know they had beer tents at those things!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
05-09-2009, 07:23 PM
Drinking my spouse's beer because
1. I've had a really damn long day 2. They kinda piss me off sometimes and this is a perfect retaliation It's like I win twice. Yay for me.
The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS 
05-09-2009, 08:59 PM
SmartyPants Wrote:Drinking my spouse's beer becauseThey?? You have more than one spouse?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
05-09-2009, 09:44 PM
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"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
05-10-2009, 10:43 AM
Opus Wrote:SmartyPants Wrote:Drinking my spouse's beer becauseThey?? You have more than one spouse? No, no I don't. They is the term for he/she when you want to avoid saying it. If you know who I'm married to then you could tell what gender I am, and it would defeat the purpose of hiding it.
The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
05-10-2009, 01:05 PM
SmartyPants Wrote:Opus Wrote:SmartyPants Wrote:Drinking my spouse's beer becauseThey?? You have more than one spouse? you are a woman. A man wouldn't care...
05-10-2009, 02:34 PM
SmartyPants Wrote:... you don't want to reveal your gender yet you wish to speak of your personal life???Opus Wrote:SmartyPants Wrote:Drinking my spouse's beer becauseThey?? You have more than one spouse? hmmm.... okay well when you start to actually make sense i will probably pay attention to your posts. No one cares weather you are a man or a woman, if you wish to hide it that is just nonsensical.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
05-10-2009, 05:24 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Nothing. This was just my way of saying I was going away for 4 weeks and wasn't sure when I would be able to get ona computer!-Jiggy- Wrote:Going to bed early for a change tonight. Not sure if I will get on here in the morning but if I don't, I'll talk to you guys later. It will be hectic the next 4-5 weeks but I will try to get on here at least once a week to slap some people around.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
05-10-2009, 06:00 PM
-Jiggy- Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Nothing. This was just my way of saying I was going away for 4 weeks and wasn't sure when I would be able to get ona computer!-Jiggy- Wrote:Going to bed early for a change tonight. Not sure if I will get on here in the morning but if I don't, I'll talk to you guys later. It will be hectic the next 4-5 weeks but I will try to get on here at least once a week to slap some people around. Where ya going? 
05-10-2009, 09:42 PM
Finishing the last ep of Dollhouse. Awesome show, please let Fox renew it!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
05-10-2009, 09:51 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Finishing the last ep of Dollhouse. Awesome show, please let Fox renew it!Speaking of renewed shows.. it looks like NBC did not renew My Name is Earl. 
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
05-11-2009, 05:05 AM
Opus Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Finishing the last ep of Dollhouse. Awesome show, please let Fox renew it!Speaking of renewed shows.. it looks like NBC did not renew My Name is Earl. I'll bet TBS picks it up.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
05-11-2009, 08:28 AM
Right now I'm:
Meeting the new student trainee who happens to have the same name as my niece, Tamara
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-11-2009, 08:30 AM
This is like having your own intern isn't it ?
Dude.... Is she hot ?
Wowie Groovie !
05-11-2009, 09:29 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:... kind of surprised because i found out Kal Penn is no longer on house because he went to work for the whitehouse. Is that the guy that played Kutner? I was wondering why the hell he killed himself suddenly on the show. 
05-11-2009, 10:55 AM
Right now I'm...
...Feeling like the powers that be here at work are about to try to take a big preverbal dump on me. Opus Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Finishing the last ep of Dollhouse. Awesome show, please let Fox renew it!Speaking of renewed shows.. it looks like NBC did not renew My Name is Earl. If true, I say good. I felt like that show went down the crapper after the first couple seasons.
05-11-2009, 12:33 PM
sunshyne Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:... kind of surprised because i found out Kal Penn is no longer on house because he went to work for the whitehouse. yeah he did an interview on a local morning show in philly the only reason i checked it out was because i heard he would be interviewed, other than that the john debella show sucks.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
05-11-2009, 01:06 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:SmartyPants Wrote:... you don't want to reveal your gender yet you wish to speak of your personal life???Opus Wrote:SmartyPants Wrote:Drinking my spouse's beer becauseThey?? You have more than one spouse? Maybe you shouldn't pay attention to my posts until you can stop being so frickin whiney about them.....ya? BTW now I'm listening to the LOST podcast and waiting for the season finale Wednesday night!!!! It's gonna blow my f'ing mind.
The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
05-11-2009, 01:14 PM
Waiting to watch the seaon finale of House tonight. For some reason I got hooked on that show in January and HAD to get all 4 seasons and get caught up. I absolutely love that show now.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
05-11-2009, 02:43 PM
Right now I'm:
Glad about no Cub Scouts tonight!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
05-11-2009, 03:38 PM
Opus Wrote:Waiting to watch the seaon finale of House tonight. For some reason I got hooked on that show in January and HAD to get all 4 seasons and get caught up. I absolutely love that show now. That's because it's an awesome show.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
05-11-2009, 05:14 PM
krys Wrote:Opus Wrote:Waiting to watch the seaon finale of House tonight. For some reason I got hooked on that show in January and HAD to get all 4 seasons and get caught up. I absolutely love that show now. Or the worst show ever that has the same plot every episode but still somehow draws a lot of fans... simple minds I guess. :thumbdown: I mean I know that most shows go that way but this is why I don't watch very much TV at all, pretty much 2 shows if I happen to remember they are on.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
05-11-2009, 08:03 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Or the worst show ever that has the same plot every episode but still somehow draws a lot of fans... simple minds I guess. :thumbdown: You know, I've long since caught on to how each episode of House seems to follow the same basic plotline, but at the same time, it has me hooked. 
05-11-2009, 09:57 PM
Shot at 39 tonight - first time out this year. I'm pleased! Even had a circle on the card!
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
05-12-2009, 08:20 AM
fustercluck Wrote:Shot at 39 tonight - first time out this year. I'm pleased! Even had a circle on the card! Tweet tweet!! :thumbup:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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