12-29-2009, 01:23 PM
plumpenut Wrote:wondering what the hell I am going to do
Buy a lottery ticket and donate half the winnings to FBHWForum regulars.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Right Now I'm........... (part deux)
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12-29-2009, 01:23 PM
plumpenut Wrote:wondering what the hell I am going to do Buy a lottery ticket and donate half the winnings to FBHWForum regulars.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
12-29-2009, 02:53 PM
Biff Wrote:plumpenut Wrote:wondering what the hell I am going to do FTW!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-29-2009, 06:09 PM
Queenie Wrote:Well, if the companies are merging, or if your new company took over your old company, that could explain the delay in him/her getting back to you. Hush, you and your common sense! ![]()
12-31-2009, 12:53 PM
Wondering when I got so old that I don't want to go out on New Years Eve because it's too effing cold! :eh:
12-31-2009, 03:45 PM
I think work is onto me - I haven't been able to get on the board all week
![]() I'm going to contemplate suicide now... good bye cruel world!
That's what she said.
01-03-2010, 03:38 PM
Don't do it Ally!! Its not worth it!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
01-04-2010, 09:33 AM
Back. Bitches.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
01-04-2010, 11:49 AM
I've started to notice that over the course of the day, I somehow manage to turn the mousepad at my desk from horizontal to vertical.
01-04-2010, 11:57 AM
potthole Wrote:I've started to notice that over the course of the day, I somehow manage to turn the mousepad at my desk from horizontal to vertical.[drop]Cool story horrible bitch[/drop]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-04-2010, 01:14 PM
potthole Wrote:I'm bringin' the hard-hitting heat, I tell you. Yes, potthole. Yes you are!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-04-2010, 09:21 PM
Typing on my new net book my husband bought me for xmas!!
01-05-2010, 09:30 AM
sunshyne Wrote:Typing on my new net book my husband bought me for xmas!! [drop]That's awesome![/drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-05-2010, 09:35 AM
Right now I'm wondering if coffee is the cure for "I-don't-give-a-fuck-itous".
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-05-2010, 09:49 AM
Biff Wrote:Right now I'm wondering if coffee is the cure for "I-don't-give-a-fuck-itous". It's not working for me . . . :thumbdown:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-05-2010, 10:08 AM
Queenie Wrote:Biff Wrote:Right now I'm wondering if coffee is the cure for "I-don't-give-a-fuck-itous". That's because you put liquor in yours.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
01-05-2010, 10:50 AM
I wish we didn't have to work when it's below freezing outside. Or over 75 outside, for that matter.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
01-05-2010, 11:22 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Biff Wrote:Right now I'm wondering if coffee is the cure for "I-don't-give-a-fuck-itous". No, I don't think so. Because if I did put liquor in mine, that would ensure a cure for that. Edit: Well, duh! That's the answer. Now I just have to find a way to slip it by the bosses. :twisted:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-05-2010, 11:59 AM
Queenie Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Biff Wrote:Right now I'm wondering if coffee is the cure for "I-don't-give-a-fuck-itous". Lunchtime. Some people I work with drink beer at lunch... So if you don't get too... happy... you should be alright.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
01-05-2010, 12:02 PM
Alright!! Giggity!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-05-2010, 06:27 PM
Stress headache from a day at work? Try scotch!
krystal Wrote:Lunchtime. Some people I work with drink beer at lunch... So if you don't get too... happy... you should be alright. In high school I had a job at the local mall. There was a coworker of mine who would occasionally go over to one of the resturants in the mall during his lunch break and pound a beer or six. Somehow he managed to do this for years without being caught.
01-05-2010, 07:43 PM
right now I am wishing that it was going to be another three day weekend
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01-05-2010, 08:00 PM
sunshyne Wrote:right now I am wishing that it was going to be another three day weekend Wooooooooooooooooord!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-06-2010, 11:17 AM
Trying to get over my temporary blindness which is the result of a migraine. It's going on 30 minutes and it never usually lasts this long . . . :wtf:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-06-2010, 06:57 PM
Oh thats not good... I think that the longer the migraine blindness the worse the head ache. Sorry Queenie.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
01-06-2010, 09:58 PM
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01-06-2010, 10:28 PM
Needing more cowbell.
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-r02-oZAW4&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-r02-oZ ... re=related</a><!-- m --> Blind chicks are funny as fuck. 1. You can punch em in the face .. and rarely have to worry about a blocked punch. 2. After you rape her its is unlikely she can pick you out of a line-up.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
01-06-2010, 10:43 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuGFQgBveek[/youtube]
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-06-2010, 10:47 PM
Nice!
01-06-2010, 11:03 PM
Hoping that Nip /Tuck ends with a major tragedy that leaves Christian and Sean boning each other in a super duper gay man on man tryst. While Matt finds himself back in prison for something that neither of his superstar plastic surgeon fathers can get him out of. Seriously in all of TV, is there a bigger F'up than Matt Mc Namara ?
Wowie Groovie !
01-06-2010, 11:33 PM
Biff Wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuGFQgBveek[/youtube] ![]()
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
01-07-2010, 08:11 AM
zdunklee Wrote: Dear Opus, Please add this to the "drops" if you can. Thanks, Biff
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-07-2010, 12:21 PM
Still totally freaking out after hitting a pedestrian in downtown Nashville last night.
I left work and took my normal route. I got about 5 blocks into my drive and a man darted across the road in front of me. There was nothing I could have done to avoid hitting him. I was probably only going 10-15 mph, but still he hit my hood and went flying in the air. I don't think I have ever had anything that traumatic happen to me. I keep seeing him flying through the air and then laying there, lifeless. I thought I had killed him, and even though it was not my fault (3 witnesses at the scene said there was nothing I could have done) it doesn't matter. He ended up with a broken ankle and concussion. I had to wait at the scene for about 1:45 before they let me leave. We had to wait and see if his condition was life-threatening or not. He put a small dent in the hood of my car. I just can't get the vision out of my head. I'm still tripping. :wtf: Side note for Nashvillians: It was at the corner of 4th and Charlotte by the new MTA bus depot.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-07-2010, 12:29 PM
Holy Shit Q!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
01-07-2010, 12:40 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Holy Shit Q! This. I cannot imagine how that would haunt me.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-07-2010, 01:09 PM
Let's be happy it was just his ankle and a concussion, bad enough yes, but better than the alternative.
I hope this is something that doesn't stay with you too long Q, it wasn't your fault.
Wowie Groovie !
01-07-2010, 01:09 PM
Almost as bad is the time I saw a small (2 to 3 year old) child fall out of the back door of a moving car... Haunts you forever.
P.S. My cubicle neighbor says you get bonus points for actually hitting the guy.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
01-07-2010, 01:26 PM
Biff Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:Holy Shit Q! It's like a movie stuck on one scene and it keeps repeating it over and over and over . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-07-2010, 01:46 PM
krystal Wrote:Almost as bad is the time I saw a small (2 to 3 year old) child fall out of the back door of a moving car... Haunts you forever. Was he black or white ? My brother says you get bonus points for hitting black people. Also, if there was a wheelchair, cane, walker, or crutches, those add bonus points too.
Wowie Groovie !
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