Hiring a new asst. producer

[Titan!]

I repeal my vote for IPJ, and cast it for Becky.

[MARISSA]

I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.

I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.

I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.

[Titan!]

I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.

I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.

I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.

What like with other dudes ?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Marissa is one of those crazy girls where you need a safe word....she's got a recip saw with a flopper on it....it's not for her.

[BWN 7]

I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.

I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.

I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.

Bob had bitch tits.

[Titan!]

Marissa is one of those crazy girls where you need a safe word....she's got a recip saw with a flopper on it....it's not for her.

Well, if any of that is even remotely true, or even if it's all just wild speculation, I uncast my vote for Becky, and re-cast it for Marissa

[houseboat]

I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.

I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.

I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.

Is there already someone in mind for the position?

[BWN 7]

What if the new game on Monday morning has something to do with picking the new assistant producer? And Name That Tune? And Dumber Than Zane? And Sportier Than Thou, all rolled in to one thing!? OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!!1!!!eleven!!!!!!11!!!!!one!!!!

[mayorofawesometown]

What about Carmen? She's quick on her feet.

[Mark the Valet]

What about Carmen? She's quick on her feet.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A[/youtube]

[certainlycertainly]

Whatever happened to Carmen? She had the great background laugh whenever Joe's mic was on. It's tough to keep track of the revolving door of interns

[MARISSA]

Marissa is one of those crazy girls where you need a safe word....she's got a recip saw with a flopper on it....it's not for her.

Well, if any of that is even remotely true, or even if it's all just wild speculation, I uncast my vote for Becky, and re-cast it for Marissa

And I don't have curtains... If you want to watch

Also, I think there is someone in mind. Maybe. Not that I actually know anything; I'm just an intern.

Plus, Carmen had to take a break for a while, and I think that break may have turned permanent.

[Mark the Valet]

It used to be easy back in the Andrew the Well Spoken Cuban and Loose Wendy days when they had lots of Airtime and Internviews.

When was the last Internview, anyway?
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE SHOW

[Torque]

Internviews made me cringe, but I couldn't stop listening. I bet Marissa is super excited just thinking about the possibility of doing one and having it immortalized on air. And she can go with the flow quite well

[Titan!]

Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

a female would only work if she was ocassionally the first to ask "what are you wearing" and "you need a sponge don't you"

[plumpenut]

Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?

yep you are the only one

[plumpenut]

Is there really that much to do for Joe, and how ever many interns? I'm sure they are able to stay busy, but what do they actually do that takes so much time? I'm just asking, because I have no idea how a radio show works.

Honestly there really is a lot to do. Plus, I think, next week we're going down to just three interns: Me, Alexsss, and maybe a new girl.

With how many calls we're getting, an intern is needed throughout most segments to answer phones; Joe edits audio and pulls segments throughout the entire day; logs of the show are made; videos are posted to the web page; audio is pulled from videos; Best Of for Saturday is done; advertisements for the week are planned; Joe makes promos for every day; etc...

so really what does he do all day? :think:

[Biff]

Whatever happened to Carmen? She had the great background laugh whenever Joe's mic was on. It's tough to keep track of the revolving door of interns

Carmen's laugh was annoying as hell and made me want to punch myself in the yamsack every time I heard her.

[Torque]

Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?

That's not going to happen. The listening audience of both sexes would revolt.

[Titan!]

Whatever happened to Carmen? She had the great background laugh whenever Joe's mic was on. It's tough to keep track of the revolving door of interns

Carmen's laugh was annoying as hell and made me want to punch myself in the yamsack every time I heard her.

Wow that's harsh. How do you really feel ? :lol:

I loved ehr laugh, and thought it was really funny whenever her laughter would sneak onto the air

[mayorofawesometown]

How gay do you have to be to not enjoy Carmen's laugh?

Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?

Flourish? Eh. It could work but it'd have to be a chick the guys were 100% comfortable with that acted as if she was just one of the guys. Sadly, my "Fire Hot Wings and replace him with Stephanie Webb" campaign is still only one person strong.

[upperdeckercourt]

Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?

I seem to remember a while back the guys talked about female voices on morning radio shows. If I recall, members of both sexes called in to say they found women's voices to be too much in the morning.

Not that I agree or disagree, I just remember a conversation about this very thing.

[Torque]

How gay do you have to be to not enjoy Carmen's laugh?

Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?

Flourish? Eh. It could work but it'd have to be a chick the guys were 100% comfortable with that acted as if she was just one of the guys. Sadly, my "Fire Hot Wings and replace him with Stephanie Webb" campaign is still only one person strong.

Sadly, Stephanie Webb is the one gal the guys have the most history with on air and it still is not as comfortable as when it's just them, or them with a guy they know. She's a great person, but she doesn't dish it out or as naturally let loose with them.

This hypothetical perfect woman member of the show would have to:
be perverted,
have an enjoyable, genuine, and not overdone laugh,
contribute in a non-self-conscious manner,
have an attractive voice,
dish it out without being prickly,
have a great sense of humor,
be a good story-teller,
& be intelligent, but at least occasionally humble.

Being able to beat Zane in some sort of feats of strength contest, bold enough to attempt/assist in stunts, being cool with but not contributing to farts, and throwing in the occasional apt "that's what (s)he said" are all bonuses.

[-Jiggy-]

Hey maybe if they got a little bigger they could recruit in Lisa Lampinelli.

[Mark the Valet]

Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.

[BWN 7]

Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.

And would have a hard time fitting in the studio.



ZING!!

[-Jiggy-]

Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.

And would have a hard time fitting in the studio.



ZING!!

Oh yeah, she's huge. :roll:

[plumpenut]

well she is....she takes up the whole picture :?

[Titan!]

well she is....she takes up the whole picture :?

HA !


If she were a full time member of the show I think I'd have to stop listening

[Torque]

We should all chip in and by that necklace for Queenie

[BWN 7]

Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.

And would have a hard time fitting in the studio.



ZING!!

Oh yeah, she's huge. :roll:

Not only is she huge, she robbed some little old lady of her sweater and pearls, and robbed some struggling rapper of his bling!!!

[LimpBagel]

Plus she is exactly what I imagine Kurt Busch's mom sounding and looking like. She is even wearing the Black Women's Shirt.

[ericvonanhalt]

Who is this Steve character?

[Allyson]

Eff you guys I love Lisa Lampanelli.

[certainlycertainly]

I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.

[Mad Dog]

I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.

This is the first that I've heard of "Producer Steve"

[Mad Dog]

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[zdunklee]

I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.

This is the first that I've heard of "Producer Steve"

They have talked about him a couple times now when harassing Joe. I think Zane was the only one to say his name...if that is even his real name.

[beckyp]

I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.

i hate him already. how can they put so much thought into whether a game should stay or go but a new member to the show is done almost willy nilly?

get more interns not a paid employee, dummies.