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08-25-2008, 09:12 AM
Darn Tootin!!
Gordon or Earnhardt
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-25-2008, 09:21 AM
chocolate
flora or fauna?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-25-2008, 10:30 AM
Queenie Wrote:chocolate If it's Fauna from Dynamo Hum then I'll take Fauna. Joe's Garage or Sheik Yerbouti?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-25-2008, 05:51 PM
Sheik Yerbouti
Bigfoot or green men from Mars?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"  
08-26-2008, 06:07 AM
whichever season Mike replaced Joel. 6, i think.
why are kittens so darn cute? 
08-26-2008, 06:29 AM
fur. shave them and they're hideous. (...wait, we're talking actual cats, right?)
what's the furthest place you've visited from home?
08-26-2008, 06:58 AM
China or Australia
Why don't people embrace A.J. Pierzynski?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-26-2008, 07:20 AM
Cookie dough
If you could live anywhere in the U.S. where would it be?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
08-26-2008, 07:21 AM
Northern Michigan in the summer. North Carolina in the winter.
What's your favorite classic car?
08-26-2008, 07:36 AM
model t, it's the only one i know.
recent polls show a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a world map. why do you think this is?
08-26-2008, 07:38 AM
Schools need more maps.
How many colors are in a rainbow?
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
08-26-2008, 07:47 AM
7 ROY G BIV
There are 2 tombs of unnamed soldiers in the US. One is in Washington DC. Where is the other?
08-26-2008, 09:02 AM
21 steps from the other.
Why are earth girls easy?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-26-2008, 01:04 PM
Queenie Wrote:21 steps from the other.Because earth boys are hard. Why are ramen noodles so damn tasty?
08-26-2008, 01:09 PM
Cause they only cost 10 cents.
Who cut the cheese.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-26-2008, 06:04 PM
Lawnmowers are on the ground and in the grass.
Maize and Blue or green and white
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
08-26-2008, 10:27 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:Lawnmowers are on the ground and in the grass. maize and blue. if that's a college, i couldn't care less. what color is your underwear right now?
08-27-2008, 05:42 AM
I'm not telling another guy, that's gay.
What should I ask to have made for my breakfast tomorrow? 
08-27-2008, 06:43 AM
Pecan Pie
Why is the California government soooooo messed up?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
08-27-2008, 08:20 AM
It's run by an Austrian.
Why can't I get any work done?
08-27-2008, 09:11 AM
Because you won't stop posting on the message board.
Why did Joe's phone get disconnected?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-27-2008, 09:30 AM
Nikki got it in the "settlement"
 What's that smell?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
08-27-2008, 09:35 AM
Cow guts and miscellaneous parts (ewwwww).
Why can't you take it with you?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-27-2008, 11:42 PM
it's glued to my face.
have you ever dreamed about screwing someone from this board?
08-28-2008, 06:28 AM
Well, there was that one I had about Biff once...
What was your favorite vacation as a kid?
08-28-2008, 06:33 AM
We never went on vacation.
Carpet or hard wood?
08-28-2008, 06:43 AM
Carpet
What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-28-2008, 08:39 AM
I'm not sure, but I bet it would awaken you.
What was up with Bean this morning?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-28-2008, 09:04 AM
Queenie Wrote:I'm not sure, but I bet it would awaken you. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Where the hell are my pants?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-28-2008, 09:51 AM
Pressed and hanging in the closet where your wife always puts them.
Why do we have to go there?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-28-2008, 10:00 AM
Queenie Wrote:Why do we have to go there? It's where the voices are telling me to go. Did they live happily ever after?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-28-2008, 10:23 AM
After he started listening to what she told him to do.
Would you like fries with that?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-28-2008, 11:38 AM
Would you like fries with that?
For F's sake no ! I just want to pay for my gas and buy a lottery ticket. Have you seen the Wacky Packages book ?
Wowie Groovie !
08-28-2008, 11:39 AM
No, I'm not into gay porn.
Why don't people move out of their mom's basemrnt before they turn 30?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-28-2008, 11:57 AM
Cause they can't pass the background check due to being a sex offender.
Why can't we burn people at the stake anymore?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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