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A question for my answer
#81
where does howie finally have an excuse to wear his cut-off jean shorts?

x = -4
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#82
2x+6=-2. What is x?

Ouch!!
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#83
What potthole felt after his bashing by Zane this morning.

reading between the lines.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#84
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What does Hotwings REALLY think?
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#85
That he is tired of finding quotes to use in WHWT.

What's in the box?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#86
I think you gals have it backwards.
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#87
airhornahole Wrote:I think you gals have it backwards.

no i just couldn't think of a better question. sorry
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#88
(Yeah, it got switched up a bit, I'll try to get it back on track...)


jaydethespaz Wrote:no i just couldn't think of a better question. sorry

Why do you keep asking Joe about Nikki? Do you want to date him?

Bananas are too soft for something like that.
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#89
what do you think of "producer joe's banana gauntlet"?

yeah, i got the idea from a porno.
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#90
Do you peel your cucumbers before you put them in salad?

Your feet smell.
That's what she said.
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#91
What do you think of these shoes?

That? Oh, that's a styrofoam cup.
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#92
what's that gas coming out of your microwave?

they got stuck on the fence, but i had to keep going.
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#93
Allyson Wrote:Your feet smell.

What happens when my nose runs?

An electric cooled pony harness with fuel injection.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#94
Admin Wrote:An electric cooled pony harness with fuel injection.

Well what kind does your wife use?

It's usually cheez whiz.
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#95
(i refuse to be skipped)

if you're out of toothpaste, what do you brush your teeth with?

they got stuck on the fence, but i had to keep going.
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#96
Where did you leave the kids?

The funky monkey.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#97
What do you get when you mix Evolutionist theory with Parlament Funkadelic?

The cord was all tangled.
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#98
Why did you trip over the waterhose?

The signal was off.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#99
Queenie Wrote:Why did you trip over the waterhose?

The signal was off.

Why did the robot whore go back in for the night ?


12 episodes of Scrubs, and 4 pints of Ben and Jerry's
Wowie Groovie !
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How does titan waste 6 hours?

blood red
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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What color is that on the tip of each of those rocks?

short timer
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What was Elton Johns nickname when he visited the orphanage?

It was only a costume.
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Rock Monster Wrote:How does titan waste 6 hours?

blood red

C'mon if you're going to try and burn me at least do it in a funny way, that was weak.
Wowie Groovie !
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burnking Wrote:What was Elton Johns nickname when he visited the orphanage?

It was only a costume.

What did Titan say to the police when they pulled him over for speeding and found him dressed in crotchless fish net stockings and a moose hair vest ?


Idle hands and a garage sale sign.
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what are the 2 main components of a boring sunday?

because i'm scared of them, ok? shut up.
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You've never gotten to 2nd base??

I don't know, 2 or 3.
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So....how many times have you had gonorrhea?

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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What Free Beer calls Hot Wings and Zane.

Paper clips.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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What in the world are those things in your coochie?

On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Where exactly do you relieve your itch from the crabs?

3 red pubes
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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what else would you like on your baconator?

those are your real parents.
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dingdongyo Wrote:those are your real parents.

Who are those people in the back?

Three unreleased recordings of Crosby Stills Nash and Young fighting in the dressing room of the Fillmore East.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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What was Titan's wet dream? (Had to get in on the titan bashing)

Around 3 AM.
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At what point did you realize you like packing fudge?

[drop]I like drinking[/drop]
That's what she said.
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burnking Wrote:What was Titan's wet dream? (Had to get in on the titan bashing)

Around 3 AM.

heheeheeheeEffyoudicktardheeeheeeheaahaaha
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Allyson Wrote:At what point did you realize you like packing fudge?

[drop]I like drinking[/drop]

What did burn king say to his mom when she bailed him out of jail last weekend ?

Chippy chippy chow chippy chippy chow chip chip chippa chip chow !
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:At what point did you realize you like packing fudge?

[drop]I like drinking[/drop]

What did burn king say to his mom when she bailed him out of jail last weekend ?

Chippy chippy chow chippy chippy chow chip chip chippa chip chow !

What are the first names of the starting offense of China's national American football squad?

And the whores you rode in on.
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Fistor Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:What did burn king say to his mom when she bailed him out of jail last weekend ?

Chippy chippy chow chippy chippy chow chip chip chippa chip chow !

What are the first names of the starting offense of China's national American football squad?

And the whores you rode in on.

~~ Ladies and gentlemen in case you didn't notice that right there was funny ~~
Wowie Groovie !
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Fistor Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:What did burn king say to his mom when she bailed him out of jail last weekend ?

Chippy chippy chow chippy chippy chow chip chip chippa chip chow !

What are the first names of the starting offense of China's national American football squad?

And the whores you rode in on.

<<Going around those who want to comment instead of play . . .

You want a triple cheeseburger and what??

Hanging on the wall.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie Wrote:Hanging on the wall.

Art is the name of the man with no arms and no legs doing what?

The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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