Ask Howie

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Dear Mr. Snatch.

Who led the NBA in rebounds for the 82 season ?

Tity,

In 1980 Moses Malone started a 5 year streak of being the rebound leader for the NBA and a highest Rebound per game average of 15.3 in the 1982-83 season.



*What happened...I blacked out!

-MiP

[boizalynne]

Dear Feltersnatch,
Is it true that the hosebeast is moving to England?

[Opus]

Dear Howie,

I am in the process of doing my part to helping the economy recover and helping out a Ford dealership at the same time. My problem is, I don't have quite enough money to make this happen. Where do I get my slice of the bailout so that I can do my part in helping this company stay in business?

[Philly Mike]

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(this is a question, and not the same as what i posted in the right now i'm thread)

[Opus]

The question is "Who is Clutch and what was their 1 song to make it to radio play regularly".

I'll take obscure bands and songs for $400 Alex.

[Philly Mike]

The question is "Who is Clutch and what was their 1 song to make it to radio play regularly".

I'll take obscure bands and songs for $400 Alex.

... ??? is that supposed to be my question translated???

[Mad Dog]

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(this is a question, and not the same as what i posted in the right now i'm thread)

Stuipid Question. You need to ask a computer, not Howie. I think it is safe to say Howie does not know Binary code.

[Biff]

The question is "Who is Clutch and what was their 1 song to make it to radio play regularly".

I'll take obscure bands and songs for $400 Alex.

Electric Worry. Great great song.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19-A3laHv5U[/youtube]

[dingdongyo]

hey,

i want to buy a little portable fire pit (like one you'd find at lowe's or home depot with the fireproof base and screen over it) for my back yard. i've left messages with the local fire dept office, but nobody is returning my call, and the emails are returned as bad addresses. is it common to need a permit or inspection or anything extra to legally have a little marshmallow-roasting camp type fire in a residential neighborhood?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Dear Feltersnatch,
Is it true that the hosebeast is moving to England?

• Yes,
  and you have no idea how excited i am to be rid of all the drama and bullshit! :clap:
  Anyone looking for a job in the Kalamazoo area can contact me for a possible job in the late summer/ early fall. You must have an understanding of Natural Resources, Agriculture, Backyard Habitat, Native Plants and the like. You must also have a minor understanding of book keeping and accounting as well as be able to pass the 'pencil test' conducted by me, in most cases.

Dear Howie,

I am in the process of doing my part to helping the economy recover and helping out a Ford dealership at the same time. My problem is, I don't have quite enough money to make this happen. Where do I get my slice of the bailout so that I can do my part in helping this company stay in business?

• Opus,
  If I knew how to get free money I would share it with the rest of the board....actually, If I knew how to get bailout money I probably wouldn't be e-hanging out with you losers all day. I'm sorry, but I don't know how to get bailout money, have you tryed selling a kidney, or a lung on the blackmarket? I hear scrap metal prices are down but used organs (in good condition ofcourse) usually hold their value.
  
  
  Thanks to Long O for this link:
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The remainder of the questions seemed to have been answered.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

hey,

i want to buy a little portable fire pit (like one you'd find at lowe's or home depot with the fireproof base and screen over it) for my back yard. i've left messages with the local fire dept office, but nobody is returning my call, and the emails are returned as bad addresses. is it common to need a permit or inspection or anything extra to legally have a little marshmallow-roasting camp type fire in a residential neighborhood?

Fire Districts are different, some require actual burn permits, we don't. Some may also require an inspection of fire pits, we don't. Some departments give a shit, we don't. So aside from telling you how fun it is to cause trouble and do hood rat things I may not be much help. Personally it does seem a little ridiculous that they need to inspect a fire pit that is suspended above the surface before you can use it. What I would do is keep the returned letters, document when you attempted phone calls (notebook) and just go ahead with your fire pit. If the department causes a big stink let them know that you had made several attempts to contact them and didn't feel it was neccessary for you to put your personal function on hold for them. If they tell you that the pit is unacceptable, offer to let them buy it for a reasonable (full) price so that you can then purchase an 'acceptable' pit. If the Chief or an Officer give you a hard time about the pit and don't seem to want to cut you a break find someone above them. There is typically a Fire Board or a Township Board that is 'above' the department and would probably hear your complaints.

Good Luck and use plenty of gasoline!

[Titan!]

Dear Mr/Dr Snatch

Is there anyway to get a DVD movie onto my Video Ipod ?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Dear Mr/Dr Snatch

Is there anyway to get a DVD movie onto my Video Ipod ?

First I'll start by saying I don't have an Ipod. But I do know that in my days of ripping rented porn dvd's for spank banking i've found a few programs that will rip a dvd into a media format that is easily saved and converted to other media types. Often times these programs must break the movie/television series into segments. I can't remember the names of the programs off the top of my head so i'm typing and stalling as I search for...ah here they are....unfortunately my vision has gotten really bad as of lately and I can't quite read the disks...just go to Best Buy and ask the dork in the blue polo

[SmartyPants]

Dear Mr/Dr Snatch

Is there anyway to get a DVD movie onto my Video Ipod ?

Howie's right, you need to find some software to rip it to your computer then you probably need to download a converter to get it to be an mp4 file.

[Philly Mike]

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[Titan!]

Dear Mr. Snatch

I met this guy from a website I go to yesterday and I think I have a man cruch on him. what should I do ?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Dear Mr. Snatch

I met this guy from a website I go to yesterday and I think I have a man cruch on him. what should I do ?

You should most definately not try to bro rape him....don't do that...especially if his initials are HF, or KM or any other initials I may have.

[krystal]

Hmmm and I thought it was reciprocated.

[Philly Mike]

hello mr. felter,
I was wondering if titan gave you a rufee colada during that date of yours.

[0rz0ski]

Dear Mr. Snatch,

Would you be willing to replace the gaskets inside of an intake manifold for $150 to stop a radiator leak?

Crappy Vehicle in GR

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Philly Mike....

I don't remember :wtf:


Long O,
What kinda vehicle?

[Titan!]

Dear Howie.

WTF. I mean seriously.

aimless in Kenthood

[plumpenut]

Dear Howie

Where's waldo?

aimless nerd

[plumpenut]

Dear Howie-

why does everyone keep referring to this Joe Mauer guy as "baby Jesus"?

confused twins fan

[Biff]

Dear Howie-

why does everyone keep referring to this Joe Mauer guy as "baby Jesus"?

confused twins fan

Because Morneau is referred to as "god".

[plungerhand]

Dear Mr. Howard the Duck,

If you were traveling in a vehicle at the speed of light and you turned your lights on, would they do anything?

[Titan!]

Dear Mr. Howard the Duck,

If you were traveling in a vehicle at the speed of light and you turned your lights on, would they do anything?

I got this one Howie

Yes. But your visibility is cut in half proportionally to the inverse square of the amount of weed you smoked.

[plumpenut]

gotta say Im a little pissed at howie. The second I have some intelligent questions for him he just blows me off. It's like you've known me forever

[Titan!]

Dear Howie

was your time in jail like Shawshank or more like Naked Gun 33 1/3

[Philly Mike]

Dear Howie

was your time in jail like Shawshank or more like Naked Gun 33 1/3

sooooo... howie was now in jail... for what ? beastiality?

[Titan!]

Dear Howie

was your time in jail like Shawshank or more like Naked Gun 33 1/3

sooooo... howie was now in jail... for what ? beastiality?

That's not illegal where he's from.

[Philly Mike]

Dear Howie

was your time in jail like Shawshank or more like Naked Gun 33 1/3

sooooo... howie was now in jail... for what ? beastiality?

That's not illegal where he's from.

I used the incorrect term anyway. I meant interspecies erotica.

[beckyp]

hey ugly,

what exactly where the spice girls singing about in their hit song "Wannabe"? talk about mixed messages!

[Allyson]

Ok this one's for realsies -

How do I tell my second-line supervisor that I hate my job, my boss, and a person I work with, and I want a transfer and won't settle for sticking it out here until things better?

K thx.

[beckyp]

Ok this one's for realsies -

How do I tell my second-line supervisor that I hate my job, my boss, and a person I work with, and I want a transfer and won't settle for sticking it out here until things better?

K thx.

that's how.

[Mad Dog]

Dear Dr. Snatch,

I looked at my back in a mirror the other day and noticed a patch of crazy back hair that wasn't there a year ago and now I'm getting self conscience. WTF?? What should I do?

[plungerhand]

Why ain't you coming to Springfield?

[Mad Dog]

Why ain't you coming to Springfield?

[zdunklee]

Why ain't you coming to Springfield?

You aren't going to springfield because you wipe your ass with dollar bills?

[Mad Dog]

Yea, pretty much.