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09-26-2008, 08:17 AM
Peachs Wrote:i want mexican coke..... ughhhh do you mean the soda....i hope? I have a Mexican Farmer that I work with, there are about 6 glass bottles of 'Mexican' Coca Cola if thats what you mean..... I can't help you score nose candy 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-26-2008, 08:35 AM
Jo Wrote:fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Home made? Coke + Red Bull + Monster + Milk = HM Energy Drink? You forgot Vodka. That makes it a little more crazy....plus the powerade makes it hit your system like a ton of bricks....apparently it's not healthy for you to do that though.
09-26-2008, 08:42 AM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Jo Wrote:studying like crazy and making homemade energy drinks. I can't believe that no one had any questions about the addition of "Milk" to the equation.... 
09-26-2008, 09:55 AM
Hey, who smited me? I'm not being mean today!!
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( 
09-26-2008, 09:57 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Hey, who smited me? I'm not being mean today!! I think Titan likes it rough. ;D 
09-26-2008, 03:00 PM
Extremely excited that the new secretary can't come in until Tuesday. Firing is put off until Monday when the normal office manager comes back.
[quagmire drop]awwww right[quagmire drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-26-2008, 07:02 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Peachs Wrote:i want mexican coke..... ughhhh yes mexican coca-cola... yum... 
09-26-2008, 07:54 PM
Mexican coke is different because they use sugar instead of corn syrup right ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-26-2008, 08:07 PM
Si, pure cane baby
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
09-26-2008, 09:19 PM
girrr I still want some.. Shaun took the car so I can't go to the Chopper to get some....
09-27-2008, 09:01 PM
pretty pissed off that everyone I hate from SG is showing up on Zivity now.... Why cant they just stay on their own site and leave the rest alone....
09-27-2008, 10:41 PM
watching it's always sunny in philadelphia
greastest show ever created
09-28-2008, 08:27 AM
Headed to tailgate at the Titans game.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-28-2008, 10:09 AM
wondering WHY I took that extra shift at work today when I could be sleeping and watching the Browns game with Shaun...... I am SUCH an idiot
09-28-2008, 07:04 PM
recovering from a 3 night drinking binge..... :-X
I just can't hang as easily as I used to. 
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-28-2008, 07:24 PM
dino Wrote:recovering from a 3 night drinking binge..... :-X old man 
09-28-2008, 09:31 PM
Just getting home from the singles dance, and I'm marveling at the fact that I got to dance multiple dances with the hottest woman I've ever seen, she seemed to like me,she is about my age and she is from where I live!! wooo hooo!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
09-29-2008, 05:34 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:Just getting home from the singles dance, and I'm marveling at the fact that I got to dance multiple dances with the hottest woman I've ever seen, she seemed to like me,she is about my age and she is from where I live!! wooo hooo!!! she's a dude
Wowie Groovie !
09-29-2008, 05:41 AM
Thinking that there's a chance an offer might be made on a house later this week...
09-29-2008, 07:23 AM
potthole Wrote:Thinking that there's a chance an offer might be made on a house later this week... Cool!! Hope you get it! 
09-29-2008, 07:54 AM
mainerliser Wrote:potthole Wrote:Thinking that there's a chance an offer might be made on a house later this week... Arent you supposed to be posting photos ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-29-2008, 09:27 AM
wondering where I start after taking a week off work. The first 90 minutes today were spent screwing around on the net.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-29-2008, 09:52 AM
Peachs Wrote:.... i'm a dork I'm guessing not too many people are going to argue with you... ;D
09-29-2008, 11:00 AM
Titan ! Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:Cool!! Hope you get it! Well, yeah, but along with my real job I have the job of gather 1 million stupid ass documents and answering 29 long ass questions to get a divorce from my stupid ass of a husband. Haven't gotten around to it. Oh yeah, and I have an 11 and 12 year old girls who require a bit of attention. I don't have any of my stupid pictures, because my stupid ass unemployed husband hasn't bothered to copy them on a cd for me. I guess he's too busy!!! I'm in a REALLY pissy mood!!! I spent over an hour on the phone with my lawyer this morning and I still have to go there today to sign MORE paper!!!!! > > > >Sorry titan!
09-29-2008, 11:32 AM
Ummm, well, after that I feel stupid saying these Nilla Wafers are good. I can always tell when my wife my lunch at the same time as she makes the kids. Nilla wafer, pudding cups, bologna sammiches. And no she doesn't alway make my lunch, I was putting the kids to bed.
It's called team work people.
09-29-2008, 11:56 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Ummm, well, after that I feel stupid saying these Nilla Wafers are good. I can always tell when my wife my lunch at the same time as she makes the kids. Nilla wafer, pudding cups, bologna sammiches. And no she doesn't alway make my lunch, I was putting the kids to bed. You're a nice guy! ahornahole doesn't fit. I don't hate all men, just my stbx.
09-29-2008, 12:14 PM
mainerliser Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:Ummm, well, after that I feel stupid saying these Nilla Wafers are good. I can always tell when my wife my lunch at the same time as she makes the kids. Nilla wafer, pudding cups, bologna sammiches. And no she doesn't alway make my lunch, I was putting the kids to bed. You just got a new name Airhorn.
Wowie Groovie !
09-29-2008, 12:19 PM
Titan ! Wrote:mainerliser Wrote:You're a nice guy! ahornahole doesn't fit. I don't hate all men, just my stbx. I noticed that too, but thanks for pointing it out. At least I'm a nice guy!!
09-29-2008, 12:26 PM
airhornahole Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:You just got a new name Airhorn. Sorry, typing too fast! Thanks for pointing out my failure titan! Having a hard day!!
09-29-2008, 02:46 PM
Just got back from Jack in the box. Yuck. I was just too lazy to drive to a non-fast food restaurant today. Fast food = makes me feel sloooooooooow for the rest of the daaaaaaaaaay.
09-29-2008, 02:55 PM
Wishing I had eaten fast food so my day would slow down . . . I am not going to get every done that needs to get done.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-29-2008, 03:01 PM
Queenie Wrote:Wishing I had eaten fast food so my day would slow down . . . I am not going to get everyone? done that needs to get done. ;D
09-29-2008, 03:07 PM
Queenie Wrote:Wishing I had eaten fast food so my day would slow down . . . I am not going to get every done that needs to get done. My day hasn't become any slower....actually we have semi-emergency market related events occuring in the office, so the day is actually faster. It's my body that is sloooooooow. I can just feel the unhealthiness running through my veins. I hate fast food.
09-29-2008, 04:25 PM
Doing the laundry while my wife is out skating.
09-29-2008, 05:29 PM
watching my karma drop like a stone....again.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" |
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