06-14-2009, 07:02 PM
Slaps Queenie because I didn't get to go to Springfield.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
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06-14-2009, 07:48 PM
Slaps nurveen because she totally could have been there!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-14-2009, 08:07 PM
slaps queenie cause that jiggy bitch still isn't back yet...what the hell :?:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-14-2009, 08:10 PM
Slapping Z for having such a man-crush on "that Jiggy bitch"
 hag:
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-15-2009, 01:23 PM
slaps maddog because i'm kind of missing that Jiggy bitch
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-15-2009, 01:48 PM
Slaps queenie with a chicken wing for the hooters pictures at hooters.... nice work there :drool:
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-15-2009, 03:41 PM
slaps mike with bottle of crown for drooling
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-15-2009, 03:45 PM
slaps z because i've been waiting all day to do so!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-15-2009, 03:53 PM
slaps queenie cause she got to hang out in studio with the guys and all I got to do was drunkenly jump out of a golf cart going full speed.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-15-2009, 04:02 PM
Picks up z from his drunken fall and slaps him for letting the liquor take over
(PS Were you driving when you fell out?)
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-15-2009, 04:26 PM
slaps queenie cause I didn't fall. I dove after my golf ball cause I was riding with the bachelor and he said he wasn't gonna slow down for me to pick up my golf ball that I had "Happy Gilmored" about 20 yards from the tee. Thus I dove out of a the cart and got the ball, and he stopped cause he was laughing too hard to continue driving.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-15-2009, 04:41 PM
slaps z because I just about fell out of my chair at the visual I got after reading your post
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-17-2009, 05:44 AM
slaps queenie for getting to go to the CMT Music Awards.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-18-2009, 10:42 AM
slaps z because i didn't get a chance to do it yesterday
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-18-2009, 10:50 AM
Wiener Poopie doesn’t slap, he tea bags. BALLS AWAY!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-18-2009, 02:17 PM
OH YES!! I get to slap the poopie around!!
slaps wiener poopie because i'm just so excited he is back!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-18-2009, 06:47 PM
slaps queenie cause she got fistor and becky to post in the same thread...and all the oldies are returning woohoo.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-18-2009, 08:32 PM
Slaps Z because he didn't mention anything about Slutty Nurse.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-18-2009, 09:19 PM
slaps Mad Dog . . . and your point being what?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-18-2009, 10:22 PM
slaps queenie cause mad dog never has a point, don't you know that by now
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-19-2009, 09:54 AM
slaps z because now that I think about it . . . :think:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-19-2009, 10:30 AM
slaps queenie cause I am off to my friends wedding and won't be able to slap here for a while.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-19-2009, 10:41 AM
OOOOOOHHHHH double-time slapping going on while z is away!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-19-2009, 11:00 AM
Gropes Queenie…Honk! Honk!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
06-19-2009, 01:41 PM
Slaps poopie for groping instead of slapping
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-19-2009, 02:15 PM
Slaps Queenie for not realizing Poopie follows his own rules.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-20-2009, 11:57 AM
slaps mad dog for not defending queenie
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-20-2009, 03:15 PM
Slaps Z because in my own back handed way was trying to point out what a big rebel Weiner Poopie is.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
06-20-2009, 07:54 PM
slaps all the f-wording b-tards who slapped me whilst I was away. I'm looking at you z and Queenie!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
06-20-2009, 08:27 PM
slaps that sum of a beehotch jiggy for finally returning! :wave:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-21-2009, 12:40 AM
slaps jiggy with two hands because he stayed gone way too long and I almost had to pay big money (which I don't have) to pay a search party to scour the Ozarks
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-22-2009, 01:46 AM
Really effin wonders.....why this stupid shit is more important than foRRiizzle....
somebody PLEASE tell me
06-22-2009, 04:02 AM
Slaps Plunger for not playing along with us in our stupid shit.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
06-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Slaps Maddog cause he likes it.
I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter.
06-22-2009, 08:27 PM
slaps nurveen cause she doesn't slap enough
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-23-2009, 11:58 AM
Slaps z because it's his time
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-23-2009, 03:29 PM
slaps queenie cause I gotta go to bed so I can wake up and see the midnight showing of Transformers on the IMAX!!!
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
06-23-2009, 03:31 PM
Slaps Jiggy because he deserves it.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-23-2009, 04:21 PM
slaps krys for slapping the wrong member
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-23-2009, 04:28 PM
slaps queenie for being cynical.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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