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Where are 2 places Hank Hill didn't work and one that he did?
A bottle of water and some vitamins.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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now lets review: if anyone asks you about the big black d you found on my nightstand, what do you tell them you saw?
the chicken is sticky and the floor is not clean.
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Why don't you want to go to the Chinese restaurant?
a football and 3 gloves.
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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What did they find during your colonoscopy?
I think a flat head and adjustable wrench will do the trick.
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How are we going to fix the biscuits?
Absolutely gorgeous and twice as nice.
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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How would you describe my wife?
Cheese enchillotas, fried, chicken, pizza, and a salad.
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Quote:Cheese enchillotas, fried, chicken, pizza, and a salad
What are the best elements for a really smelly BM?
If "if's and but's" were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Is titan going to have a Merry Christmas?
Put a few olives on it, see if that works.
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I can't feel you inside of me, what do I do?
She ate the toe jam!
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What is in Nurses' teeth?
Over the highest mountain and through the valley.
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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How do you get to the promised land?
She just won't quit coughing.
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Who did she suck on?
That is the smallest thing i have ever seen.
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The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.
Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ?
4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.
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Titan ! Wrote:The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.
Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ?
4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.
I'm lost here.
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jaydethespaz Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:The zoo, the art museum, and the propane store.
Where have I taken photos, where do I want my photos to be displayed, and where are they most likely to be displayed ?
4 tons of cottage cheese spilled on the Mississipii river in June.
I'm lost here.
Me too sister. I think I didn't see a page jump somewhere. I fail
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jaydethespaz Wrote:Who did she suck on?
That is the smallest thing i have ever seen.
What did Queen say to Plunger on their first date ?
Mac and PC? Republican or Democrat ? I demand a 3rd choice dammit all !
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Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?
I think the left one is bigger.
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motorboatking Wrote:Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?
I think the left one is bigger.
You weren't here for orientation were you ?
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Titan ! Wrote:motorboatking Wrote:Have you had gay sex to get drinking money ,yes or no?
I think the left one is bigger.
You weren't here for orientation were you ?
(makes sense to me)
why the hell do you keep drifting left when you walk?
it's my strategy. not pretty, but it gets the job done.
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Guns, rat poison and a 4 dollar whore ?
substance abuse, repeated sexual conquests, and 37 people in star wars costumes.
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What's pubeface's dream date?
Twice, but the one time wasn't my fault.
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How many times have you been busted, pants down, with a National Geographic open to pictures of elephants?
Titan's three pronged answers.
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Why aren't my two pronged answers effective anymore?
It's reversable!
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burnking Wrote:Why aren't my two pronged answers effective anymore?
It's reversable!
Quick! Misspell "reversible"!!!!
My mom did, once.
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Ever regret having kids?
the first one is free but the second really costs you.
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motorboatking Wrote:Ever regret having kids?
ouch
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the first one is free but the second really costs you.
What's the price of A swift kick in the jimmies by Nurse in her shiny red stilettos ?
Amway Global's new line of feminine personal pleasure products.
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What are titan's favorite products to dream about using?
Guinness and Maker's Mark.
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(well duh )
Guinness and Maker's Mark.
What is there nothing better than.
Because Queen smells like extra sharp cheddar that's been sitting in a swamp for 7 days
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why do i crave stale cheez-its?
i refuse to dignify that with a response.
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Why did titan choose his stupid ass post before yours?
7 new voice mails.
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What did queen discover while waiting for the results from her latest herpes test ?
How's about a lil soup
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(Says Jock to self) "How does my phone look today?" (after reading answer there is a dumbfounded look on his face)
wanna go have a drink with me sometime?
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Uh . . . no, I'm trying to quit??
Where are you going?
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jaydethespaz Wrote:(Says Jock to self) "How does my phone look today?" (after reading answer there is a dumbfounded look on his face)
wanna go have a drink with me sometime?
Yours would have made more sense if you had posted before me. Ha Ha.
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Titan ! Wrote:Yours would have made more sense if you had posted before me. Ha Ha.
What do you mean I don't make sense?
I prefer a ceiling fan.
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What is your favorite form of self-gratification?
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually a train.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Are we getting close to the promised land?
Actually, I just want to sit and enjoy a cold beer.
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want to go pay some hookers to slap our junk around?
not for a while, i have a rash.
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want to go pay some hookers to slap our junk around?
Smell-a-vision TV
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