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Slap the person above you
*slaps momma for giggling.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps Mike for slapping momma
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a back scratcher.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps Mike back with a textbook
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a wet fish
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a swimming noodle
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a guitar that bleeds Chuck Berry Red.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike with a detroit lions football helmut....they have to be good for something right?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee with a louisville slugger
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*Slaps mike with a tire iron
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps dunk with my hand cause that's all I need. they are illegal in 36 states*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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*slaps Jiggy from across the room...






... and leaves a purple mushroom stamp on his forehead
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps zdunk and Mike for bitch slapping each other for almost 6 hours today*

[drop]sounds like a gay[/drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*slaps the queen to thank her for saving this from being a complete sausage fest today.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps P. Mike to turn it back into a sausage fest*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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*slaps jiggy because conan is just Effin funny
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps Mike to make sure there's a female in the mix today*


Quote:*slaps zdunk and Mike for bitch slapping each other for almost 6 hours today*

THAT, was effin' funny. Big Grin
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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*slaps wwzs in thanks for bringing in the female mix.
It's so much easier to flirt around with the women here, the guys are afraid to flirt back...
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike for complaining
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee because he used that excuse before.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*Slaps mike......now don't go starting this again...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee, starting this?? you are the one that slapped me first. you whore!!!
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike because I fail to see your point
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee for failing.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps mike because this is turning out a lot like yesterday...
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps zdunk to mix thungs up*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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*slaps jiggy in thanks, then slaps him again because it is still a sausage fest in here
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps zdunk because I'm not getting an operation just to help out this thread*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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*slaps Mike, zdunk and jiggy for having to come back today and stop the madness*

[Daddy Daycare drop]you're killing me, you're really killing me[/drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*slaps Queenie because I don't know what the eff everyone is talking about when they do [/drop]*

:|
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
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*slaps wwzs for not knowing what a [drop] is*

I am just quoting a line from a movie, person, etc. as opposed to inferring that I was the originator of the saying
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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*Slaps Queenie for all that 'splanin she's doing
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps lee because if it weren't for queen and zappa it would be a slapfest full of testosterone.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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*slaps Philly Mike cause you're next in line and I don't need a good reason*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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*slaps Jiggy, because he agrees with me about those fruity pebbles
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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*slaps everyone cause I've missed out on all this fun...and I don't discriminate
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:Confusedlaps Momma for being loose and easy::
Wowie Groovie !
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*double slaps titan for just being there*
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
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TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
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*slaps titan cause he said I was loose...I keep it high and tight! Tongue

*slaps tool cause he got there seconds before me
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*slaps momma for admitting she's easy
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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