08-29-2008, 11:54 AM
Depends on who's playing.
drive or fly?
drive or fly?
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08-29-2008, 12:01 PM
Depends on where we are going.
Bert or Ernie?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-29-2008, 12:03 PM
Cookie Monster. Bert and Ernie are gay.
PC or Mac? 
08-29-2008, 12:08 PM
PC fo sho.
Why is my future sister-in-law such a effing bitch?
That's what she said.
08-29-2008, 12:28 PM
Because she is jealous of you.
Why do people hate cheerleaders?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-29-2008, 12:34 PM
Because they think it's a sport.
Anyone else already gave up on working today?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-29-2008, 12:40 PM
Well I didn't and I wasn't snobby either. Neither is my 12 yr old daughter who is a cheerleader.
Rock Monster Wrote:Because they think it's a sport. Did anyone ever start working? Why do fools fall in love?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-29-2008, 01:44 PM
A sleeping one.
Who do you call for peace and quiet?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-29-2008, 01:47 PM
The ghostbusters.
Would you rather fish or hunt?
08-29-2008, 01:51 PM
Fishing . . .much quieter.
To the left or to the right?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-29-2008, 01:53 PM
to the left, to the left..
Are you ready to go yet?
08-29-2008, 01:56 PM
Hell yeah cuz!!
When can you be here?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-30-2008, 02:35 PM
Labor Day or 4th of July?
4th ! Nothing better than alcohol and explosives, plus Labor Day is the end of the summer. What's your favorite pizza ?
Wowie Groovie !
08-30-2008, 02:50 PM
Plain cheese Pan Pizza please
For whom does the bell toll?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
08-30-2008, 07:16 PM
Ac/Dc
Summer olympics or Winter Olympics?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"  
08-30-2008, 10:17 PM
Fly the eff through!
Jesus Sandals or Flip flops? 
08-30-2008, 10:24 PM
Jesus sandals!
Who would you rather sleep with, Howie or Biff?
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
08-31-2008, 07:17 PM
jaydethespaz Wrote:Jesus sandals! With a choice like that everyone wins. why do I smell paint every time I sneeze ?
Wowie Groovie !
08-31-2008, 08:44 PM
your brain is broken.
if you've been to vegas, what's one thing there you'd call a "must see"? 
09-01-2008, 07:40 AM
goatse. never seen 4 girls, 1 cup....
where's fistor?
09-01-2008, 08:56 AM
Outside your bedroom window.
What happened to the summer?
09-01-2008, 11:42 AM
dingdongyo Wrote:if you've been to vegas, what's one thing there you'd call a "must see"? FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:catcher The onething you must see in Vegas is "catcher" ? Really ? That's awesome.
Wowie Groovie !
09-02-2008, 06:56 AM
Titan ! Wrote:dingdongyo Wrote:if you've been to vegas, what's one thing there you'd call a "must see"? (i didn't get it either. i'm going friday, wanted to see if someone had any ideas i didn't, doesn't matter) potthole Wrote:Outside your bedroom window. it's done. flip your calendar once in a while. is a pube mohawk sexy?
09-02-2008, 08:50 AM
depends on who it's on
should I get a pube mohawk?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-02-2008, 09:16 AM
Yes....do it, it would be so cool. You would be king of the message board for a week. You have to post a pic as well.
Why did I just read a 30 page cartoon about Google chrome?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-02-2008, 02:59 PM
dino Wrote:Yes....do it, it would be so cool. You would be king of the message board for a week. You have to post a pic as well. What the hell is "Google chrome" and why do they make cartoons about it?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
09-02-2008, 05:14 PM
dino Wrote:Yes....do it, it would be so cool. You would be king of the message board for a week. You have to post a pic as well. because the gay mustache ride biz is going slow today. WTF happened to Kix cereal?
09-02-2008, 08:15 PM
WTF happened to Kix cereal?
It disintegrated when you tried to use it for you ping pong ball trick Why is time skiping randomly ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-02-2008, 09:37 PM
Because that's the way YOUR brain works.
What day is it??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-03-2008, 08:39 AM
One day closer to death. -Floyd
How much wine will my wife drink celebrating the kids being back in school?
09-03-2008, 09:40 AM
All that's in the house, the neighbors house and however much you bring home.
Where the hell are my keys.
Wowie Groovie !
09-03-2008, 09:49 AM
The last place you'll look.
Are arrainged marriages a good idea?
09-03-2008, 10:29 AM
Only if I'm arraigned to marry Jessica Alba (pre-prego and that stupid bastard Cash Warren that ruined it for all mankind >
 )Big Mac or Whopper?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza |
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