That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
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That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
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06-24-2009, 12:23 PM
Philly_Mike: not all of em smell bad some have a nice scent
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
06-24-2009, 12:30 PM
Mad_Dog: see ya, bone to take a nap
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-25-2009, 09:05 AM
Philly_Mike: half just came out because my fingers think faster than my head
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-25-2009, 12:17 PM
krystal: I said that in slutty falcetto, if you couldn't tell
krystal: Anal.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-25-2009, 12:19 PM
krystal: I <3 my pussy.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
06-25-2009, 12:22 PM
krystal: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep the little bastard in the apartment as it is. Don't want to give him a reason to run to freedom.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
06-25-2009, 12:28 PM
Opus: Orz posted the penis.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-25-2009, 01:49 PM
Allyson: i want extensions, why are they so damn expensive
0rz0ski: what kind of extension? Allyson: penis
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-25-2009, 01:49 PM
Allyson: my detached penis?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-25-2009, 02:10 PM
:knowingly:
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
06-25-2009, 03:02 PM
Wiener_Poopie: I would rather have my dick cut off than text
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-25-2009, 03:07 PM
Wiener_Poopie: everyday is a penis day
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-25-2009, 03:08 PM
0rz0ski: dunno...I guess we've got penis envy
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-25-2009, 03:09 PM
Wiener_Poopie: Just give me some sausage, sausage!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-25-2009, 09:21 PM
Mad_Dog: did it look like a penis?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
06-26-2009, 10:58 AM
What is up with all of this sudden penis talk? Especially in the Wiener-Poopy area of the board...... I sense a sausage preoccupation...
06-26-2009, 03:58 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:It was love/ hate though because those damn horses have hurt me real bad.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
06-30-2009, 09:50 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: i hear penises taste like roast beef...I wouldn't know
0rz0ski: you don't know what roast beef tastes like?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-30-2009, 10:24 AM
(10:24:08) Howie_Feltersnatch: did someone crush them while giving you a money shot?
(10:24:15) Howie_Feltersnatch: that happened to poopie once
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-30-2009, 10:28 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:Howie_Feltersnatch: i hear penises taste like roast beef...I wouldn't know :lol: :lol:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
06-30-2009, 10:32 AM
(10:31:59) Howie_Feltersnatch: boners and boobs! WOOT!
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-30-2009, 10:37 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: chicks dig when you can put your feet behind your head
What? I didn't do it.
06-30-2009, 10:40 AM
It's not even Wednesday and Howie is getting beat up by all the ladies.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
06-30-2009, 12:41 PM
Friday is a day off, so everything moves back a day.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
06-30-2009, 12:44 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Friday is a day off, so everything moves back a day.:thumbup:
06-30-2009, 01:35 PM
(13:06:24) Wiener_Poopie: take one for the team
(13:11:03) Wiener_Poopie: i was too busy with meth (13:15:24) Wiener_Poopie: no mine is the meth for BJ's ad
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-30-2009, 01:37 PM
beckyp Wrote:sure hope this fish taco goes down smooth. boizalynne Wrote:I have always been curious about fish tacos
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-30-2009, 01:47 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Aww, you make me feel so special inside. You need anything else?<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1238&p=30723#p30723" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1238&p=30723#p30723</a><!-- l --> 0rz0ski Wrote:Wow. I salute your stamina.<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1424&p=34008#p34008" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1424&p=34008#p34008</a><!-- l --> 0rz0ski Wrote:Piss!<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1507&p=35540#p35540" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1507&p=35540#p35540</a><!-- l -->
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-30-2009, 01:50 PM
(13:40:10) Howie_Feltersnatch: she's tryiing to impress me, she wants on the Howie Train
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-30-2009, 02:05 PM
krystal Wrote:They all look the same in the dark... or under a pillowcase.<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1632&p=39908#p39908" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1632&p=39908#p39908</a><!-- l --> krystal Wrote:I feel giggly like a little school girl.<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2235&p=54866#p54866" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2235&p=54866#p54866</a><!-- l --> krystal Wrote:Is this like little league, where we all get trophies?<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1863&p=55356#p55356" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1863&p=55356#p55356</a><!-- l --> krystal Wrote:We like to call it Solo Kama Sutra.<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2328&p=57859#p57859" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2328&p=57859#p57859</a><!-- l --> krystal Wrote:I don't think I'm good at these. . . or doing these and trying to work at the same time.<!-- l --><a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.fbhwforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2390&p=59683#p59683" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=9&t=2390&p=59683#p59683</a><!-- l -->
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
06-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Someone's vindictive, but I don't know why.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
06-30-2009, 09:27 PM
Queenie Wrote:Well, fuck me running!! how would that work?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
07-01-2009, 11:59 AM
*Winner_of_todays_CaC* (Howie): i have a boner.
*Winner_of_todays_CaC* (Howie): a raging winner boner *Winner_of_todays_CaC*: penicillin will help the bumps on my raging winner boner
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-01-2009, 02:10 PM
0rz0ski: it tells you how to get everything off
Mad_Dog: Maybe I could get it off then
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-01-2009, 02:11 PM
0rz0ski: hey, my dad has no special tools, and he can do it
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-01-2009, 02:27 PM
Opus: Howie.. keep your fetishes to yourself.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-02-2009, 07:43 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: like 3-4 guys to hug around it
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-03-2009, 10:20 AM
boizalynne-This sander represents years of wear and damage
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-06-2009, 10:41 AM
krystal: Goes to show what you can created with a pair of scissors and ten minutes in the bathroom.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. |
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