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zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender.
Since dino and I are designated drinkers, can you fix me a Jack & Coke so I can go ahead and get started?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right?
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Queenie Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender.
Since dino and I are designated drinkers, can you fix me a Jack & Coke so I can go ahead and get started?
Since my spoon playing and jeep driving will be keeping us alive I'm going to want some drinks as well.
I take my milk - skim and my coke diet.
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I'm the bartender Jiggy, not the grocier (sp?).
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zdunklee Wrote:You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right?
Damn you're good!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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zdunklee Wrote:You want that 1 part coke and 10 parts jack right?
Yeah, but skip the Coke
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Jiggy Wrote:zdunklee Wrote:Yea, remember I am also the bartender.
And I drive the jeeps.
I believe if we want to be stationary we might want to go to a place that has pre-existing theaters so we don't have to waste time building those. Maybe we could go to Branson, MO and take over Yakov Smirnoff's theater.
Thoughts?
i think we're better off finding a small town in the middle of nowhere to start off, the big cities are just going to be a big ole pit of death and disease
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I nominate myself as Chief Technologies Officer. I will provide iPod batteries, in case we need a little change from the bluegrass. I also require tequila, and none of that cheap stuff either.
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I'm going into battle with a bunch of drunks.
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Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage.
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Titan ! Wrote:Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage.
I'll drink to that.
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Any of you women folk wanna be in charge of cooking ?
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0rz0ski Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Like they said in Braveheart, or maybe Gladiator, a little alcohol is courage.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that as well, but only if by a little he meant a lot.
Titan ! Wrote:Any of you women folk wanna be in charge of cooking ?
I'm not even gonna touch that can of worms you just opened up.
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Well I suppose if we got a man dude who can cook, I'm cool with that.
that reminds me, you think the zombos will go for the men or the women first ?
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I think they will go for whoever is slowest, start getting in shape.
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Hmmm, if we decide we want to live on Chili I could do cook duties but as it stands I am already driving armed jeeps and playing spoons so my schedule is pretty tight.
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Yeah Jiggy, your schedule is booked pretty tight, but I think that like maybe every 2 weeks we could get a substitute spoon player / jeep driver cause I likes me a good bowl of chili, but that's really more of a decision for the executive branch
However remember rule # 2 No Eating Zombies and that includes using them as meat, spice and or sauce for chili
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Jiggy Wrote:Hmmm, if we decide we want to live on Chili I could do cook duties but as it stands I am already driving armed jeeps and playing spoons so my schedule is pretty tight.
Chilis out for me. I don't eat spicy food and would probably starve before living on it.
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I'll make food. Burgers, steaks, spaghetti, chicken, lasagna, tacos, any form of dessert.
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Ok, so it's obvious we need a food person, in my opinion it seems that Orzo is the best choice, does anyone else have food skillz to challenge her or want to fight for the job ?
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Sofar I'm just a banjo playing Doktor. I think I got a sweet gig.
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Doktor Wrote:Sofar I'm just a banjo playing Doktor. I think I got a sweet gig.
Banjo ? hell yeah,
But I don't want to burst your bubble here, but I'm personally hoping that a genuine Dr or Nurse shows up
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Well, does any member have medical documentation? Or Experience?
I know there's a lot of registered members...but i rarely see them post..
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Well, we've had a couple Dr.s
You of course .
And Dr. Stupid, who seems to have disappeared.
We also had a nurse for a while, but she too seems to have disappeared. Sadly.
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Well looks like i'm your only option
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We're all doomed.
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Maybe someone can take a first aid class?
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I find your lack of faith disturbing...
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I find your lack of mental stability scary as shit.
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..and yet oddly alluring, right?
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...no.
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Not sure if it qualifies as doctor but one time I had to apply a band-aid to myself. I was there, I know.
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I have first aid and cpr certification, but also have 2 jobs already, and I think that bartender one alone is gonna keep me pretty busy.
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It's not like I didn't have first aid classes in the Marine Corps or anything... >_>
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Maybe I'll kidnap a dr or nurse when I go ransack the Home Depot
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Titan ! Wrote:Maybe I'll kidnap a dr or nurse when I go ransack the Home Depot
Maybe we should find Dr. House. That way we can get fixed and tough talked at the same time.
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Good point in tough times a little tough talking might be necessary
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I know Dr. House plays instruments so he can play our bass fiddle.
Here's an update:
Celebrities to gather:
Chuck Norris
Bruce Campbell
Steve Carrell
Dr. House
Band Lineup:
Singer- Sunshyne
Steel guitar- Mad Dog
Banjo- Doktor
Spoons- Jiggy
Washboard- Zdunklee
Bass Fiddle- Dr. House
Fiddle- Krystal
Whiskey Jar- Mainerliser
Hand Trumpet- Steve Carrell
Supplies:
Medical supplies
Bartender supplies
Jeeps
Ammo (bring your own)
Tools (Titan is bringing a truck full of Home Depot stuff)
Am I missing anything?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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