07-07-2009, 11:56 AM
Allyson: i don't like it but i'm glad i can just scrunch and go now
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
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That's What She Said and Other Quotes Taken Out of Context
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07-07-2009, 02:18 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: i beat queenie to 69
Howie_Feltersnatch: 69 again Howie_Feltersnatch: i got 2 69s and queenie faked it Howie_Feltersnatch: and a squirting Opus
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-07-2009, 02:22 PM
Queenie: you win howie
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
07-08-2009, 09:04 AM
howie-ahhhh ha ha ha, she ended it when i watched her take a piss....typical howie date!
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-08-2009, 09:10 AM
weiner poopie-I had her naked on the couch and she kept slapping me for grabbing her who ha
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-08-2009, 09:12 AM
Philly Mike-I got her passed out on the bed and undressed her then after i take off the panties she wakes up calls me a perv and tells me to get out.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-08-2009, 09:15 AM
So Becky is dating atleast 3 guys from the message board!
BAM!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-08-2009, 09:17 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:So Becky is dating atleast 3 guys from the message board! She's hot so they should be pleased with themselves.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-08-2009, 09:43 AM
krystal Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:So Becky is dating atleast 3 guys from the message board! wait how did I miss out on this?
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-08-2009, 09:56 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: besides...if they modeled EVERYTHING for precious moments after me it would be bad....are angels really that precious with a huge boner?
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-08-2009, 09:57 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: "oh, look at the boner honey!"
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-08-2009, 10:05 AM
Mark_the_Valet: sup Howie, long time no see lover
I don't know if Mark is on here or not. Screw it. Someone else can delete it if need be.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-08-2009, 10:18 AM
Mark_the_Valet: maybe I should stuff some in my butt as well
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-08-2009, 10:22 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: the money is in manwhoring and if you can tuck some of that pineapple sage in your pee hole you'll have a market nitch.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-08-2009, 10:26 AM
Mark_the_Valet: I want you and I to be conjoined twins
Mark_the_Valet: so we'll never be apart Mark_the_Valet: i get control of the penis though
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-08-2009, 10:28 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: typically it's me and maybe one other dude
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-08-2009, 10:28 AM
Mark_the_Valet: me and howie were just making out
Mark_the_Valet: right next to penis area, howie
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-08-2009, 10:57 AM
Mark_the_Valet: i just looked down one day and saw a huge bulge in my groin area
0rz0ski: and you're like HOT DAM TWO PENISES! Howie_Feltersnatch: 2 SACKS! Mark_the_Valet: it fun peeling the sack away like a band-aid
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-08-2009, 09:40 PM
allyson-I'm in love with Lisa Lampanelli.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-09-2009, 10:10 AM
mark the valet-I don't live with you, Howie. I just come over from time to time.
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-09-2009, 09:42 PM
I'd stop saying all these incredibly homosexual things to and about Howie, but I know how much he likes it.
07-10-2009, 08:18 AM
Mark the Valet Wrote:I'd stop saying all these incredibly homosexual things to and about Howie, but I know how much he likes it. Yeah, right, Mark. We know it's all you!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-10-2009, 10:39 AM
krystal: By chance, are your parents siblings? I was wondering if inbreeding was the explanation.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-10-2009, 11:55 AM
0rz0ski Wrote:krystal: By chance, are your parents siblings? I was wondering if inbreeding was the explanation. For proper context: I said this to Howie. Because his genes are defective.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-13-2009, 01:31 PM
Mark the Valet Wrote:krystal: Good. Glad your vagina's ok. that's not fair, it's only out of context because you didn't use the rest of her post krystal: ...may I touch it?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-13-2009, 02:14 PM
0rz0ski - FUCK TIME
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-13-2009, 02:27 PM
0rz0ski: If I whine, it goes faster, right?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-14-2009, 08:50 AM
Howie_Feltersnatch: to fight for our rights to be here and be queer
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-15-2009, 08:37 AM
Biff: fuck me in the goat ass
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-15-2009, 10:08 AM
Allyson: i'd bone her
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-15-2009, 11:59 AM
Opus: I scalded my balls
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
07-15-2009, 02:02 PM
Queenie: i'm lookin for a 69
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
07-15-2009, 02:03 PM
Howie_Feltersnatch: d'oh wrong way to the 69
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-20-2009, 11:13 AM
potthole Wrote:I've already used an entire box of tissues, and the workday is only half over.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
07-20-2009, 01:14 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:potthole Wrote:I've already used an entire box of tissues, and the workday is only half over. :lol: :lol: :clap:
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-21-2009, 07:37 AM
rock monster-I did a goat last year
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
07-21-2009, 08:43 AM
0rz0ski: LETS TAKE IT DOWN A GRAVEL ROAD AND FISHTAIL
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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