02-02-2009, 12:10 AM
I'm excited that the Puppy Bowl DVR'd correctly. (My husband showed it to me.) Going to get to watch it sometime this week.
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02-02-2009, 12:28 AM
lokizilla Wrote:I'm excited that the Puppy Bowl DVR'd correctly. (My husband showed it to me.) Going to get to watch it sometime this week.Dear God, please tell me you won't actually sit through this. I remember the guys talking about this so we flipped it over at one point. I will never do that again... :o :-*
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-02-2009, 12:46 AM
Jiggy Wrote:lokizilla Wrote:I'm excited that the Puppy Bowl DVR'd correctly. (My husband showed it to me.) Going to get to watch it sometime this week.Dear God, please tell me you won't actually sit through this. I remember the guys talking about this so we flipped it over at one point. I will never do that again... :o :-* Always got to have something to watch when the parents or in-laws come over....I have to eat their food or listen to them antagonize my cats....I have to have something to lure them to freedom with.... 
02-02-2009, 03:49 PM
Playing the funny farm game . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-02-2009, 06:21 PM
Wishing I hadn't ate so much at the Superbowl party.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-02-2009, 10:18 PM
Posting a story because I was told to...
We were getting groceries this evening, and I was looking down at the next row, reading the sign to see what was down it. Two of the things listed, right next to each other were, 'SALTY SNACKS' and 'MIXED NUTS'. "Honey," I said to my wife, as she stopped to get an item from the nearby shelf, "I'll be down in the next row, getting some salty nuts." D'oh!
02-02-2009, 10:19 PM
My husband is going to pull the pictures off my cell phone of a truck with a black cow in the back of the truck bed, driving down Harding Rd in Nashville.
02-02-2009, 10:21 PM
I'm not up on my Nashville, I'm guessing that's not really a part of town where you'd see cows?
02-02-2009, 11:36 PM
was it alive? can't really tell from the pic
when i driving for work a month or so ago i seen all in one day. a flock or gaggle of turkeys cross the road in front on me, later on three deer ran across the road... then the kicker... a cow. yup a cow right on the side of the road eating whatever was there and prolly cow laughing at his buds on the other side of the wire.
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
02-02-2009, 11:42 PM
either way it looks nummy
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
02-03-2009, 06:47 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Why are people freaks? You are very perceptive. I am sick of dating. I hate being alone and I want my life back.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
02-03-2009, 11:25 AM
Mad Dog Wrote:Marveling at all the old friends I've run into no Face Book since I put up a profile. Me too. I'm hooked. Some of these bitches I thought I'd never see again.... 
02-03-2009, 12:42 PM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:full from my free grand slam at Dennys How busy was it? 
02-03-2009, 12:53 PM
your momma Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Marveling at all the old friends I've run into no Face Book since I put up a profile. Same here! 
02-03-2009, 12:54 PM
I'm really sensing the depressed mood around the office. Everyone gets a mandatory pay cut. Better than being laid off, I guess.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
02-03-2009, 03:39 PM
About to throw my computer out the nearest window. I am so sick of tired of doing mindless irrelevant online classes instead of actual work. I've been here for a year and have yet to do a Effing project. It's bullshit and even though it will be no big loss when I leave, they are all going to throw a hissy fit.
That's what she said.
02-03-2009, 03:46 PM
Allyson Wrote:About to throw my computer out the nearest window. I am so sick of tired of doing mindless irrelevant online classes instead of actual work. I've been here for a year and have yet to do a effing project. It's bullshit and even though it will be no big loss when I leave, they are all going to throw a hissy fit. I hated online classes. When I was in real estate, I had to take CLE's every 2 years and I absolutely hated it. I was in commercial real estate but all the classes were in residential real estate. Just plain retarded. If I had to guess, i'd say that a relative of somebody on the real estate commission decided to start a CLE school.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-03-2009, 03:51 PM
For the first two years of employment we are "interns" which means we are mostly training and helping the senior analysts. It sounds like a great idea, except this training is completely mundane and irrelevant to my work. I don't give a eff what the phases of system development are because that's not what I do. I don't contribute anything meaningful and that really pisses me off. Some would take it as a blessing that I can come to work and play on the computer all day but I want to do real, meaningful work. And what makes me even more mad is the fact that when (not if) I leave, they are all going to go crazy complaining that they don't have enough people, etc. Well I don't do anything anyway so shut the eff up.
/rant
That's what she said.
02-03-2009, 05:01 PM
Right now I'm Effing pissed at a local car dealer. Those rat bastards sold a car that my finacee put a holding deposit on. We wanted a third party mechanic to inspect the vehicle, stuck a deposit on it, and now its gone. The matter is "out of his hands." a-hole.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. 
02-03-2009, 05:06 PM
did you get your deposit back? I'd get the deposit back and go to the nearest competitor
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 05:09 PM
...and tell everyone you know... including us. What's the name of the company?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-03-2009, 05:18 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:...and tell everyone you know... including us. What's the name of the company? absolutely... We'll all make appointments to test drive, spam their email with porn and crank call...( I got dibs on Prince Albert in a can)
02-03-2009, 05:18 PM
30 minute wait Potthole. In and out in an hour.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
02-03-2009, 05:22 PM
jus' P Wrote:I got dibs on Prince Albert in a can is that like dick in a box?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-03-2009, 05:25 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:did you get your deposit back? I'd get the deposit back and go to the nearest competitor They haven't taken the deposit out yet, which is really fishy, but we have signed paperwork that we had the car until Wednesday, and they photocopied his Visa card. Rock Monster Wrote:...and tell everyone you know... including us. What's the name of the company? I'm not going to say anything about the company in case we do some kind of legal action against them (no idea what we even can do, gotta do some research).
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
02-03-2009, 06:19 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:About to throw my computer out the nearest window. I am so sick of tired of doing mindless irrelevant online classes instead of actual work. I've been here for a year and have yet to do a effing project. It's bullshit and even though it will be no big loss when I leave, they are all going to throw a hissy fit. You should have seen the online classes/tests I had to take about shoes at "Galyan's University" when I first started working there. *Shudder* 
02-03-2009, 07:13 PM
Plainfield Lincoln Mercury
4140 Plainfield Ave NE Grand Rapids, MICHIGAN 49525 616-363-5551 Now we just need the salesman's name.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
02-03-2009, 08:08 PM
wondering what happened around here today... anyone give a quick re-cap
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
02-03-2009, 08:12 PM
Really, really frustrated at Funny Farm. I knew I should've avoided that thread.
02-03-2009, 08:15 PM
imatoolhed Wrote:wondering what happened around here today... anyone give a quick re-capWell Christian Bale is awesome, supposedly, for being a dick. A new thread was started where we can bash each other as much as we want, but it's really become a woodstock love-in. Everyone agrees that Queenie is awesome. It seems funny farm has died down, or people just aren't posting as much there. No one can agree which pop is best. That's about it.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Please don't harass this place. Just know that a young couple got screwed by these people, so you might want to take your business elsewhere. We're going to see if there's anything we can do legally, maybe make them find us another car, or pay the difference on a different one (doubtful they will, our salesman is claiming it's "out of his hands").
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
02-03-2009, 09:48 PM
0rz0ski Wrote:Please don't harass this place. Just know that a young couple got screwed by these people, so you might want to take your business elsewhere. We're going to see if there's anything we can do legally, maybe make them find us another car, or pay the difference on a different one (doubtful they will, our salesman is claiming it's "out of his hands"). oops....too late He's a SALESMAN!!!!! they ARE the lowest common denomanator... eff him
02-04-2009, 10:50 AM
Shopping on eBay for some new work clothes (yea that's how I roll). Why is it so difficult to find just plan brown or grey pants? I don't want pinstripes or tweed or wool or beads, just plain. Damn it.
That's what she said.
02-04-2009, 11:24 AM
... reading stuff about the Wii. (I think I may be getting one for my b-day....shhhh)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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