02-09-2009, 03:15 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm :
Planning games for the cubscout meeting tonight. Hopefully I'll be able to handle 15 kids(
too easy.
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Right now I'm....
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 too easy. 
02-09-2009, 03:16 PM
Jo Wrote:too easy. is that what the cast of Real World said about you?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 03:23 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jo Wrote:too easy. yeah ok, go stock up on Tylenol PM and think of more "games".
02-09-2009, 03:29 PM
Jo Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:is that what the cast of Real World said about you? ![[Image: I_LoveYou_Bitch.jpg]](http://www.instantassistant.com/images/MySpace%20Images/I_LoveYou_Bitch.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 03:39 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jo Wrote:yeah ok, go stock up on Tylenol PM and think of more "games". talk less. k, thanks. 
02-09-2009, 03:47 PM
Trying not to think of how good the Reece's Peanut Butter Cups in the next cubicle look. It's just short of torture.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 03:51 PM
Krystal Wrote:Trying not to think of how good the Reece's Peanut Butter Cups in the next cubicle look. It's just short of torture. it's cute how they make them into hearts for ValentiMes.
02-09-2009, 03:53 PM
i like the eggs...they taste differnt, something with the chocolate to PB ratio
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 04:02 PM
I'm so trying to lose weight and eat healthier and you 2 aren't helping me. My hormones are seriously demanding chocolate, but I'm trying to stay firm.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 04:04 PM
I like to put my Reese in the freezer for about an hour.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
02-09-2009, 04:06 PM
![[Image: reesescups2.jpg]](http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/reesescups2.jpg)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-09-2009, 04:08 PM
Rock Monster Wrote: Now that was just down right mean RM!! resist the urge krystal!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-09-2009, 04:10 PM
Is this better?
![[Image: 421215310_1c81610fca.jpg]](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/421215310_1c81610fca.jpg)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-09-2009, 04:12 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Torture is supposed to be illegal. I will remember this Mr. Rock Monster.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 04:14 PM
Krys, I'm on the Slim Fast plan (somewhat), and the Peanut Butter Crunch bars are really similar to a Butterfinger bar. If you're craving, go with that.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
02-09-2009, 04:15 PM
You know you like it krys!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-09-2009, 04:16 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Is this better? I can't think of Reese's peanut butter pie without thinking of the time i ordered a piece at a restaurant, well a girl sitting next to me happened to have dog shit breath...not chronic, just this one ocassion...well the smell mashed with the consistency made my brain think i was eating dog shit... I didn't finish eating it
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 04:18 PM
Nice memory. Glad it's yours, not mine. I would be scarred for life, too.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 04:53 PM
Watching the firemen climb the big ladder up the building across the block. I don't know what's going on.... well, no bodies came down, maybe a false alarm?
02-09-2009, 04:56 PM
Was that the fire truck I heard from my building?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 04:57 PM
someone locked themselves in a room and maybe got hurt?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 05:00 PM
I need to file so I can atleast claim to be working.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 05:02 PM
probably, there were three or four fire trucks, and probably five other smaller emergency vehicles blocking 4th ave (near CMT). They went up the ladder with a big axe, but came back down maybe 20 minutes later. I should have been more nosey.
02-09-2009, 05:04 PM
sunshyne Wrote:probably, there were three or four fire trucks, and probably five other smaller emergency vehicles blocking 4th ave (near CMT). They went up the ladder with a big axe, but came back down maybe 20 minutes later. I should have been more nosey. Yeah, what the hell Sunshyne? We need the entire story. Just do like I do. Go down on the street and start asking questions until you find somebody that thinks they know what they are talking about.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-09-2009, 05:05 PM
I work at 4th and Church. Probably was the sirens I heard. You should have been more nosey. I'm totally interested now.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 05:06 PM
Queenie Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:probably, there were three or four fire trucks, and probably five other smaller emergency vehicles blocking 4th ave (near CMT). They went up the ladder with a big axe, but came back down maybe 20 minutes later. I should have been more nosey. The Southern Lady's answer to everything.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Queenie Wrote:sunshyne Wrote:probably, there were three or four fire trucks, and probably five other smaller emergency vehicles blocking 4th ave (near CMT). They went up the ladder with a big axe, but came back down maybe 20 minutes later. I should have been more nosey. I'll let you guys in on a trick  ....Typically the Chief and Assistant Chief as well as other officers wear a differant color hat than everyone else (I'm wearing yellow, Chief wears white)... so find a young kid who appears to be new that is wearing a helmet of majority color (follow me?) and say to him. "Are you the Chief? what is going on here?" If you are lucky he'll be so excited that someone (especially a chick) thinks he's the Chief that he'll spill his guts ;D
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 05:11 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Yeah, what the hell Sunshyne? We need the entire story. Just do like I do. Go down on the street and start asking questions until you find somebody that thinks they know what they are talking about. Now that's what I call good advice!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-09-2009, 05:15 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'll let you guys in on a trick
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-09-2009, 05:18 PM
That would work. What am I saying? That tactic works about 99.99% of the time when dealing with men.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 05:21 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'll let you guys in on a trick "Hey Chief, look at these!"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-09-2009, 05:49 PM
Titty-shots are only used for a last resort, however.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-09-2009, 05:58 PM
Jo Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Thinking about selling my car and getting a new [used] one. You're damn right I want a Beemer.
That's what she said.
02-09-2009, 06:03 PM
On my way from chicago to toledo to deliver. Then to fostoria, oh to pick up another load and have it in hagerstown,md by morning. Anybody wanna go?
02-09-2009, 06:07 PM
Allyson Wrote:Jo Wrote: Beemers are totally worth it. I had an '89 until I killed it, and it was awesome, even if it didn't have air-conditioning, the shocks didn't work, and there was a leak in the power-steering. What do you expect from a 20 year-old car. I loved it. Her name was Greta-the-Nazi, because she was German and was a bitch.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 01:00 PM
Wondering where everyone is! You can't all be *Gasp* working!!!!
02-10-2009, 01:08 PM
About to pounce on my turkey sandwich.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 03:24 PM
Need to stop playing Desktop Tower Defense so I can go enjoy what sunshine we have.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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