02-10-2009, 06:43 PM
brainstorming how to fix my hair.
Right now I'm....
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02-10-2009, 06:43 PM
brainstorming how to fix my hair.
02-10-2009, 06:50 PM
feeling my knee brace rub the skin off my leg.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-10-2009, 07:43 PM
Jo Wrote:brainstorming how to fix my hair. Don't like the black?
That's what she said.
02-10-2009, 08:13 PM
gettting ready to take my accounting test
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
02-10-2009, 11:40 PM
...watching the psycho bitch on Dateline. I hope they sew her vagina shut.
02-11-2009, 06:59 AM
your momma Wrote:...watching the psycho bitch on Dateline. I hope they sew her vagina shut. +1
02-11-2009, 08:55 AM
Allyson Wrote:Jo Wrote:brainstorming how to fix my hair.Don't like the black? hell no, i've been wearing my hippie hat ever since i dyed it. it seemed like a good idea on paper and during Halloween when i tried on a black wig it looked alright but actual black hair....whoa. so now i'm thinking of going with something like this: i know it's still mostly black but for some reason adding the blonde bits seems like a better look.
02-11-2009, 09:02 AM
That would be cute then as time goes on you can add more blonde and eventually you'll be back to normal.
That or you could just wear black lipstick and white foundation and start hating your life.
That's what she said.
02-11-2009, 09:36 AM
It can't be that terrible.. can it? We want pics. (mostly to make fun of you if it really is that bad)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-11-2009, 09:45 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:It can't be that terrible.. can it? We want pics. (mostly to make fun of you if it really is that bad) no.
02-11-2009, 10:30 AM
Jo Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:It can't be that terrible.. can it? We want pics. (mostly to make fun of you if it really is that bad) Titan can take the pictures for you!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
02-11-2009, 10:33 AM
Dealing with a case of conjunctivitis and a head cold . . . blah.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-11-2009, 10:34 AM
Admin Wrote:Jo Wrote:no. Only if she wants topless pics. On second thought... yeah, have titan take them for you!!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-11-2009, 10:48 AM
right now i'm:
Trying to stalk Jo on facebook... BTW, Jo did you watch Scrubs last night?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 10:49 AM
Um yea, Jo never confirmed me as a friend on Facebook what's up with that?
That's what she said.
02-11-2009, 10:52 AM
Allyson Wrote:Um yea, Jo never confirmed me as a friend on Facebook what's up with that? she's probably like me, i have a myspace to sadly have a myspace, but i actually enjoy my facebook account as that is where my real friends are.....the ones i want to keep in touch with
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 11:12 AM
...wondering if I scared off the car salesmen I contacted yesterday because I haven't heard back from anyone...
That's what she said.
02-11-2009, 11:17 AM
Car salesmen are a-holes. Take it from my recent experience.
Major A-Hole, can you swing by Hancock on your way out of Hagerstown, and pick me up some cheap liquor from the liquor store across from the Hardees? Patron Silver, if they've got it. Thanks.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
02-11-2009, 11:18 AM
He may be contacting the cast of 'Little People, Big World' for ideas on pedal blocks and booster seats.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 02:07 PM
FINALLY finished drawing a 18 bldg apartment complex. My boss was killin' me. Doesn't he know I have things to do at work...other than work? The nerve of some people...
02-11-2009, 02:11 PM
Soaked and hoping my boss will let me leave early to dry off.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-11-2009, 02:17 PM
Krystal Wrote:Soaked and hoping my boss will let me leave early to dry off. Was it the talk ot titan taking topless pics of Jo, or were you thinking about your date with Queen and Sun next week?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-11-2009, 02:18 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Soaked and hoping my boss will let me leave early to dry off. what?
02-11-2009, 02:20 PM
Jo Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Was it the talk ot titan taking topless pics of Jo See what happens when you don't pay attention? Rock Monster Wrote:Admin Wrote:Titan can take the pictures for you!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-11-2009, 02:21 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Soaked and hoping my boss will let me leave early to dry off. totally awesome
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 02:24 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Jo Wrote:what? i don't even know where this is from!
02-11-2009, 02:25 PM
Jo Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:See what happens when you don't pay attention? Go back to page 118 . . . towards the bottom.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-11-2009, 02:26 PM
Just click on the time of any quoted post, and it will take you right to it.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-11-2009, 02:27 PM
biff and RM want titan to take pictures of your hoots hair
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-11-2009, 02:28 PM
Queenie Wrote:Jo Wrote:i don't even know where this is from! oh...... :-*
02-11-2009, 04:12 PM
i'm eating leftover P.F. Changs from the attorney's luncheon.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-11-2009, 04:22 PM
gonna go to the store and buy a ka-chow car with my boy
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
02-11-2009, 05:25 PM
Drinking Root Beer...
A&W and IBC are the only ones to drink... The rest suck balls
02-11-2009, 06:27 PM
IBC in Bottles only
02-12-2009, 09:10 AM
going to attempt to cook for the first time in a long time.
02-12-2009, 09:38 AM
Jo Wrote:going to attempt to cook for the first time in a long time. I'd like my eggs unfertilized, thanks.
That's what she said.
02-12-2009, 09:45 AM
Allyson Wrote:Jo Wrote:going to attempt to cook for the first time in a long time. i made a omelette and i'm proud of myself.
02-12-2009, 09:50 AM
Krystal Wrote:Soaked and hoping my boss will let me leave early to dry off. I literally got stuck walking through an alley when it rained yesterday. It just figures that the during the ten minutes it really pours I would be stuck outside. The only extra clothes I had were the p.j.s in my car, so they let me leave work early. I wound up getting changed in the backseat of my car. In a parking garage. In downtown Nashville. I am awesome.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-12-2009, 10:05 AM
Right now I'm:
Beat, had to put a fire out for another department last night.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-12-2009, 11:30 AM
Krystal Wrote:Krystal Wrote:Soaked and hoping my boss will let me leave early to dry off. That rain was awful yesterday. There was a car on the side of the road that had a mancover lid in it's wind shield. I'm glad you got to go home early. |
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