09-01-2009, 08:23 PM
Playing Pandemic 2.
Right Now I'm........... (part deux)
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09-01-2009, 08:23 PM
Playing Pandemic 2.
09-01-2009, 10:32 PM
Drinking beer and listening to the random crap that my iTunes is spilling forth on me.
09-02-2009, 07:27 AM
Having my first good morning mocha latte of the day..... many more to come methinks
09-02-2009, 09:58 AM
Just finished reading this article, http://www.themedialine.org/news/news_de...wsID=26355 and instantly thought of the drop "its in your butt *gliss*" amazing ow FBHW drops can make something funny, its almost as good as the yakkity yak song.
09-03-2009, 10:15 PM
Contemplating buying a "new" business from a friend....well new for me that is.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-04-2009, 08:50 AM
zdunklee Wrote:Contemplating buying a "new" business from a friend....well new for me that is. Go on with your bad self, Z!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2009, 08:52 AM
My email title got read on the air!
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??????? :lol: :lol:
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-04-2009, 09:58 AM
sitting at the comp lab at school pissed bc I was working on a paper for a class and ended up missing that class because of the GD paper.
i'm not 16, just too lazy to think of a different username, so now every site that I have this username on probably assumes im a predator of some type
09-04-2009, 11:56 AM
sharing with you a cute picture of my dog, Piper. in a shirt.
09-04-2009, 12:15 PM
well thats adorable
i'm not 16, just too lazy to think of a different username, so now every site that I have this username on probably assumes im a predator of some type
09-04-2009, 12:46 PM
also sharing with you, a picture of my (early) birthday present. (the gun, not the knife)
Just in case any of you had doubts about my zombie killing abilities
09-05-2009, 09:12 PM
sunshyne Wrote:also sharing with you, a picture of my (early) birthday present. (the gun, not the knife) It's even more awesom that you described!! You go girl!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2009, 10:23 PM
Aww...it's just as adorable as the doggie is!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-06-2009, 10:24 AM
Really wishing I hadn't forgotten the sunscreen while at the football game yesterday. My face is super burnt.
Of course, it was right as I was parking that I realized I had left the sunscreen at home.
09-07-2009, 07:43 PM
Right now I'm waiting for WWE Raw to come on TV. Bob Barker is the guest host so this should be a fun night.
"Nothing good can come from staying with normal people." - Harry McDougal, Outlaw Star
09-07-2009, 08:41 PM
Right now I am all sorts of confused...
I have an opportunity to go make a good amount of money, but if I take the opportunity, I'm going to give up what very little I have of a life.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
09-08-2009, 07:43 AM
Right now I'm kinda pissed that I managed to break my phone hinge in a seat belt this weekend, and I don't get a new one until Oct 9th. Stupid gimpy phone.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-08-2009, 11:00 AM
Realizing that there aren't enough hours in a day to be able to complete all the duties of the new work I'm doing at my job. And for anybody keeping count, this is the fourth time my job description has changed this year.
09-10-2009, 10:41 AM
Listening to Zane......feeling bad for him......family!
09-10-2009, 12:21 PM
freaking out.
I knew I'd be moving to Maryland but I had been told from the beginning it wouldn't be until at least next summer. Plans changed, I'm moving next month. Let stress commence.
That's what she said.
09-10-2009, 12:58 PM
Ho.Lee.Shit.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-10-2009, 01:17 PM
Can't believe my son is 23 today! Where does the time go?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-10-2009, 03:42 PM
Queenie Wrote:Can't believe my son is 23 today! Where does the time go? Wait... you had your son when you were 6?
That's what she said.
09-11-2009, 08:31 AM
Allyson Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Can't believe my son is 23 today! Where does the time go? DAMMIT! I forgot about all the mathematicians on the effin board.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-11-2009, 12:29 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Can't believe my son is 23 today! Where does the time go? Studies show Mathematicians still love Free Beer and Hot Wings.
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
09-13-2009, 11:57 AM
Editing the photos I took of Zane in the Triathalon. Hopefully we'll see them in the "Photos" section on Monday morning!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-14-2009, 03:22 PM
Very happy with the changes in my car insurance bill... turning 25 gave a $30 drop in the monthly payment, sweet!
09-14-2009, 03:39 PM
potthole Wrote:Very happy with the changes in my car insurance bill... turning 25 gave a $30 drop in the monthly payment, sweet! Two more years for me!!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
09-17-2009, 08:37 AM
Listening to Mad Dog on the air! Go MD!!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
09-17-2009, 01:43 PM
Right Now I'm........... (part deux):
Trying out my new earbuds...they're amazing bought them for the motorcycle so i can listen while i ride...they may work too well. I won't hear when cops are pulling me over! <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.skullcandy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.skullcandy.com</a><!-- w -->
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-17-2009, 03:07 PM
Feeling ill great... just in time for my weekend to FL
09-17-2009, 03:53 PM
I <3 Biff's new avatar. :bow:
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
09-17-2009, 05:35 PM
really wanting this put on a shirt:
09-18-2009, 07:29 AM
beckyp Wrote:really wanting this put on a shirt: I'm in love with that.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-18-2009, 07:37 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:beckyp Wrote:really wanting this put on a shirt: I need it splained.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-18-2009, 07:40 AM
Biff Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:beckyp Wrote:really wanting this put on a shirt: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU[/youtube]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-18-2009, 09:36 AM
Wiener Poopie Wrote:My towel is ready! I'd invite you along with T-pain...for what it's worth.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-18-2009, 10:56 AM
"I got my flippy floppys" too funny
09-18-2009, 11:04 AM
That song is stuck in my head now.
I'm on a boat.....and....... it's going fast ........ and........ I've got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan......I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo........ If you're on the sho' then you're sho' not me-O. Ear worm.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
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