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02-20-2009, 03:50 PM
jus' P Wrote:Packing my toys and wiping down my hard drive..... fer realz?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-20-2009, 04:03 PM
jus' P Wrote:Packing my toys and wiping down my hard drive..... Good luck Plung. I'll be moving South here in a few months to fight you for a job.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-20-2009, 05:12 PM
Right now I'm:
Falling asleep at my desk
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-20-2009, 05:21 PM
...Wondering where cumdumster has been.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-20-2009, 05:37 PM
...trying to get over the flu. The one year I don't get the Effing shot and BAM!
02-20-2009, 07:15 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:...Wondering where cumdumster has been. You're going to have to be more specific
Wowie Groovie !
02-20-2009, 08:35 PM
i think he means you
hahahahaha, ohhhhhh i kill me sometimes
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
02-20-2009, 10:13 PM
your face is a tewlhed!!
and boom goes teh toolamite
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
02-20-2009, 10:24 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:...Wondering where cumdumster has been. Just use some tissues man.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-21-2009, 07:20 PM
Jiggy Wrote:jus' P Wrote:Packing my toys and wiping down my hard drive..... Work is for sucka's... but, if you really want to fight... I'm in training. a little time at home with the Lil' Darlin's is all the motivation I need. I'll figure it out, I always do. 
02-21-2009, 07:56 PM
Sorry about the lay off dude. Draw unemployment, apply for pell grant and go back to school. Maybe that's an option. Good luck.
02-22-2009, 01:58 AM
jus' P Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Good luck Plung. I'll be moving South here in a few months to fight you for a job. Unless your planning a future in law enforcement I think we won't be stepping on each others toes anyway. I think I'll be like douchebag that called into the show last week and said he would let all the druggies go. It would be a good career move.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-22-2009, 11:45 AM
^ yeah, that shit was funny... what an idiot
me: smoking coffee and drinking cigarettes
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
02-22-2009, 03:48 PM
eating a giant bowl of mashed potatoes. I love mashed potatoes.
That's what she said.
02-22-2009, 06:44 PM
In des moines iowa waiting to deliver in morning. Doing laundry. 2morrow pick up load in carlisle iowa and take it to chattanooga tn.
02-22-2009, 07:05 PM
jus' P Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Good luck Plung. I'll be moving South here in a few months to fight you for a job. Sorry that happened to you...My husband got laid off in January, so I know it is hard. But at least there are some good points. 
02-22-2009, 08:07 PM
Wondering how Tool got wicked karma while I was gone....
02-22-2009, 09:59 PM
Watching the liberal gathering of ass kissing and sucking eachother off in Hollywood. What a good place for a strategic attack...
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
02-22-2009, 11:31 PM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Watching the liberal gathering of ass kissing and sucking eachother off in Hollywood. What a good place for a strategic attack... Right there with ya pal, I like the Oscar's but all that ass kissing on the red carpet makes me feel a little ill. I'd much rather watch NASCAR
Wowie Groovie !
02-22-2009, 11:58 PM
shawnp Wrote:Wondering how Tool got wicked karma while I was gone.... ohhh, its been a regular laugh riot about that shit 
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus 
02-23-2009, 07:40 AM
Titan ! Wrote:FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Watching the liberal gathering of ass kissing and sucking eachother off in Hollywood. What a good place for a strategic attack... But Ben Stiller was a riot!!!!
02-23-2009, 09:15 AM
mainerliser Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Right there with ya pal, I like the Oscar's but all that ass kissing on the red carpet makes me feel a little ill. I'd much rather watch NASCAR You liked that ? I thought it went on way too long, but the opening Hugh Jackman musical was pretty funny.
Wowie Groovie !
02-23-2009, 09:35 AM
I am the reason TOOL has been EXALTED. I recruited my minions of the internet underworld; aka other A-holes, to exalt TOOL.
02-23-2009, 09:40 AM
Major A-hole Wrote:I am the reason TOOL has been EXALTED. I recruited my minions of the internet underworld; aka other A-holes, to exalt TOOL. Great! Now he's going to be smited again.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
02-23-2009, 11:34 AM
Is it just me or does that pic of allyson remind you of the girl puppet on the movie "The Dark Crystal"? No offense allyson.
02-23-2009, 12:26 PM
Right now I'm:
still wanting a nextel blackberry.... gonna have to put the kids to work
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 12:33 PM
making my 2nd alka-seltzer cocktail.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-23-2009, 12:42 PM
Right now I'm:
eating Jolly Rancher Jelly Beans...hooray for easter!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 01:04 PM
Major A-hole Wrote:Is it just me or does that pic of allyson remind you of the girl puppet on the movie "The Dark Crystal"? No offense allyson. Isn't that the same one that the guys compared to Bindy Irwin?
That's what she said.
02-23-2009, 02:04 PM
Right now I'm:
watching the car crash outside my office....stupid effers can't obey traffic laws when pulling into the DMV to renew their license....I hope both a-holes get tickets for expired tags and have their licenses totally taken away.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
02-23-2009, 02:10 PM
wondering if I will ever grow up. . .
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-23-2009, 02:23 PM
Krystal Wrote:wondering if I will ever grow up. . . Why would you want to? I'm still a kid at heart! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-23-2009, 02:24 PM
Queenie Wrote:Krystal Wrote:wondering if I will ever grow up. . . Growing up is OK, just be sure to never grow old.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 02:25 PM
jus' P Wrote:Jiggy Wrote:Good luck Plung. I'll be moving South here in a few months to fight you for a job. Maybe try joining the UFC...?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
02-23-2009, 02:25 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Why would you want to? I'm still a kid at heart! I'll remember that 30 or 40 years from now, thanks.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
02-23-2009, 02:32 PM
Allyson Wrote:Major A-hole Wrote:Is it just me or does that pic of allyson remind you of the girl puppet on the movie "The Dark Crystal"? No offense allyson. Excuse me Mr. a-hole, but if I were you, I wouldn't be comparing the hottest chick on the board to the likes of Bindy Irwin.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
02-23-2009, 03:29 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Right now I'm:Get an iPhone. Much better system with no lag and Apple updates the software when bugs are detected.
02-23-2009, 03:34 PM
does it have 2-way (i know it doesn't)
i almost went away with the nextel but everyone and my brother have it so i'm keeping it...plus it helps me alot with work
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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