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Zane's Birthday
#1
Apparently today is Zane's birthday. Lets all wish Zane...


Happy 38th Birthday!!!
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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#2
Happy 58th Birthday Zane! haha.


seriously though, Happy Birthday Zane.
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#3
Happy 64th Zane!

I bet if you were younger you wouldn't have gotten that black eye!
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#4
Happy Birthday Mr 10 - it's a good thing age isn't measured by the grey in your hair (prior to the dye job), then you'd be pegged to be getting free coffee at McDonalds...
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#5
Happy 76th birthday, man.

It's no wonder people mistake you for the Dude, you two are practically the same age!
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#6
Happy Birthday Zane! Hope you have a great day!
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#7
Happy 13th Birthday Zaney!!!!!!
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#8
Happy Birthday, Zane!
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#9
[Image: birt_79.jpg]

But since you're not, happy birthday! Hope you're enjoying your time off!
That's what she said.
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#10
Happy 83rd birthday Zane. A lot of 83 year olds don't have the balls to ride a scooter.
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#11
Happy Birthday Zane. I hope you get your birthday spankings. Wink
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#12
sluttynurse Wrote:Happy Birthday Zane. I hope you get your birthday spankings. Wink

:-X
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#13
Queenie Wrote:
sluttynurse Wrote:Happy Birthday Zane. I hope you get your birthday spankings. Wink

:-X

If you're a daily spanker, what do you do different for your Bday? Switch hands?
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#14
Happy Birthday Zane! I've been meaning to photoshop you a birthday present, but instead I've been busy pretending I have a life outside of my computer.
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#15
Hapy Birthday Zane! How's it feel to be 100? Why weren't you on that lardass Willard Scotts show this morning?
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#16
happy birthday you crotchety old fart!
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#17
Happy Birthday, Zane! Now to find a way to fit all those candles on that tiny ass scooter.
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#18
happy birthday!

I still hate you! Big Grin
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#19
Happy birthday, Zane! You might want to check this place out while you're vacation!

[Image: old-fart-convention.jpg]
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#20
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#21
Happy Birthday you dumb jerk Smile

<3

xxxooo
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#22
Go wish Zane a happy birthday on his Myspace Page

http://www.myspace.com/ezane

~Doppleganger EZ
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#23
dopplegangerzane Wrote:Go wish Zane a happy birthday on his Myspace Page

http://www.myspace.com/ezane

~Doppleganger EZ

Doesn't he not check that??
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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