07-14-2008, 07:31 AM
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Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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07-14-2008, 07:45 AM
The question I have is why was Zane beating it when his wife was just about to get out of the shower? She's naked. He just paid for her fake cans. Again, financial irresponsibility!!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
07-14-2008, 07:46 AM
Not in the act, but after the fact I left my friend laying around and he found it.
That's what she said.
07-14-2008, 07:46 AM
I have always wanted my wife to be a listener to the show until this topic came up. Thank God she has never warmed to the show. I do not need her asking me about THAT!
07-14-2008, 07:49 AM
Allyson Wrote:Not in the act, but after the fact I left my friend laying around and he found it. You need to expound upon this in that other thread......
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07-14-2008, 07:54 AM
Admin Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Not in the act, but after the fact I left my friend laying around and he found it. +1 for yet another great idea.
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07-14-2008, 07:55 AM
My mom once caught me laying flat on my back, legs propped up on a chair, pants completely off, punishing the rod to the shower scene in Stripes.
She was so stupid she thought it meant I was gay. Dumbass.
07-14-2008, 08:01 AM
Fistor Wrote:My mom once caught me laying flat on my back, legs propped up on a chair, pants completely off, punishing the rod to the shower scene in Stripes. Was it double wide? ![[Image: p31601b.jpg]](http://www.shopgetorganized.com/images/p31601b.jpg)
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07-14-2008, 08:01 AM
Admin Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Not in the act, but after the fact I left my friend laying around and he found it. And give into the self-degradation that is Internet cockteasing? Come on now I have a little more self respect than that! 
That's what she said.
07-14-2008, 08:03 AM
Allyson Wrote:Admin Wrote:You need to expound upon this in that other thread...... Are you telling me that you don't think every hetero guy who read your post in this thread didn't get a chubby? 
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07-14-2008, 08:03 AM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Fistor Wrote:My mom once caught me laying flat on my back, legs propped up on a chair, pants completely off, punishing the rod to the shower scene in Stripes. What are you talking about? My junk? 
07-14-2008, 08:09 AM
Allyson Wrote:Admin Wrote:You need to expound upon this in that other thread...... What is this "self respect" thing that you speak of??....I've never heard of it.
07-14-2008, 08:10 AM
Admin Wrote:Allyson Wrote:And give into the self-degradation that is Internet cockteasing? Come on now I have a little more self respect than that! I said a little. Hey, I'm just keeping within the scope of the topic! 
That's what she said.
07-14-2008, 08:13 AM
Allyson Wrote:Admin Wrote:Are you telling me that you don't think every hetero guy who read your post in this thread didn't get a chubby? You two should go to the chat room and flirt with each other there
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07-14-2008, 08:18 AM
Ok, listen to this one.
It was about 7 or 8 years ago while I was in my dorm room at college. The door was locked. However, I have a roommate and as far as I knew he was gone to his normal class, in fact I remember him leaving that morning. I didn't have a class for another hour. So I figured it was prime-time porno time. So I waited the standard 5-10 minutes to make sure he wasn't coming back for any reason. Well, I got busy beat'n the bald headed champ....I was probably mid-ways through the pounding and suddenly I hear it. It's not the usual jiggly keys, or the mis-scrape of the keys towards the lock, no no no, there was NO TIME....he hit the key hole perfect, turned it, and opened the door all in one ninja motion. He opened the door just enough to see me sitting in front of the TV and I JUMPED UP and pulled my pants up and screamed NO I WASN'T! HAHA He quickly shut the door and screamed HE'S IN HERE WACK'N IT!!! hahahaha We're college baseball players so all jokes are fair game....especially personal ones. So I caught "no I wasn't" jokes the rest of the semester all because his class was cancelled. BUSTED. (not my significant other, but it's a funny story)
07-14-2008, 11:39 AM
Allyson Wrote:Not in the act, but after the fact I left my friend laying around and he found it.Anyone else think that Allyson's picture was taken when she caught her man using her "friend".
07-14-2008, 11:59 AM
wingospagettio Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Not in the act, but after the fact I left my friend laying around and he found it.Anyone else think that Allyson's picture was taken when she caught her man using her "friend". Maybe, but allyson u look really hot in that pic
07-14-2008, 12:26 PM
kaboobie92 Wrote:wingospagettio Wrote:Anyone else think that Allyson's picture was taken when she caught her man using her "friend". Yea that's my ferocious lion don't-come-near-me-I'm-PMSie bedroom face. Never fails. By the way, how on earth do I get typecast as the girl who diddles herself all the time? One sentence got me here? You other girls need to speak up I know you have stories!
That's what she said.
07-14-2008, 12:32 PM
Allyson Wrote:kaboobie92 Wrote:Maybe, but allyson u look really hot in that pic You
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07-14-2008, 12:34 PM
Allyson Wrote:By the way, how on earth do I get typecast as the girl who diddles herself all the time? One sentence got me here? You other girls need to speak up I know you have stories! OK Allyson, us girls do need to back each other up. I've told probably too many stories already on other threads, but none involved diddling surprisingly! I definitely enjoy a good solo session (with visions of firefighters dancing in my head!). But I also think it is fun when someone else assists in that process. 
07-14-2008, 12:34 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Yea that's my ferocious lion don't-come-near-me-I'm-PMSie bedroom face. Never fails. You
07-14-2008, 12:36 PM
sluttynurse Wrote:Allyson Wrote:By the way, how on earth do I get typecast as the girl who diddles herself all the time? One sentence got me here? You other girls need to speak up I know you have stories! *hand up* pick me! pick me!
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07-14-2008, 12:40 PM
wow. the e-humping in this thread is about to really pick up.
07-14-2008, 12:56 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Uh I'll take sloppy or not so sloppy seconds. And I concur, Allyson needs to elaborate.sluttynurse Wrote:OK Allyson, us girls do need to back each other up.
07-14-2008, 12:57 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:*hand up* pick me! pick me! How exactly would you assist, Dr.?
07-14-2008, 12:58 PM
sluttynurse Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:*hand up* pick me! pick me! Did he just get to 2nd base?
07-14-2008, 01:00 PM
Zee Wrote:sluttynurse Wrote:How exactly would you assist, Dr.? Maybe...I think so. I guess we'll see after he answers my question. :-*
07-14-2008, 01:14 PM
sluttynurse Wrote:Zee Wrote:Did he just get to 2nd base? Well I do have a Gene Simons length tongue maybe that could be useful somehow?
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07-14-2008, 01:16 PM
mr10homodance Wrote:wow. the e-humping in this thread is about to really pick up. Yep.
07-14-2008, 01:18 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:sluttynurse Wrote:Maybe...I think so. I guess we'll see after he answers my question. :-* That would come in handy, although technique matters more than length (for tongues anyways).
07-14-2008, 01:28 PM
Ok sluttynurse by admitting to diddling you ruined any chances of us reading about Allyson elaborating her methods so now you have too
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07-14-2008, 01:35 PM
My sister one time... walked in on me.... poor sister...
07-14-2008, 01:37 PM
boizalynne Wrote:God~!!! Every thread is internet sex.... I laughed out load when I read that, BECAUSE IT
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07-14-2008, 01:38 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:God~!!! Every thread is internet sex.... I laughed out load when I read that, BECAUSE IT
07-14-2008, 01:41 PM
[quote="boizalynne"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"] I laughed out load when I read that, BECAUSE IT
07-14-2008, 01:48 PM
sluttynurse Wrote:True... there is nothing wrong with talking about it. Our society as a whole is so sex-oriented that it is no suprise... but it is so funny how even the most straight forward threads have turned into sex... now noone is holding back, and everyone is participating posting vitual orgies!!! At the least, it keeps people interested.boizalynne Wrote:I call it like I see it |
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