Have you ever been caught?

[sluttynurse]

but it is so funny how even the most straight forward threads have turned into sex...

Not really. I think it's pretty lame and juvenile.

But it's probably to be expected on threads about "getting caught." Although I'll admit I have probably been the one that has helped turn a semi-normal thread into something sexual when it wasn't. I blame my name.

[Wiener Poopie]

but it is so funny how even the most straight forward threads have turned into sex...

Not really. I think it's pretty lame and juvenile.

If you don

[hothondo]

I have somehow been lucky enough that I never have. I remember in my teen years almost getting caught, and that was the worst feeling in the world. I can't imagine if I had been...

It's bound to happen at some point in my life but at this point, I don't think it will be that big a deal. Of course that's what Zane thought, so who knows.

[plungerhand]

[quote author=boizalynne board=general thread=804 post=14350 time=1216061292]but it is so funny how even the most straight forward threads have turned into sex...

Not really. I think it's pretty lame and juvenile.[/quote

If you really think about it, most of the internet is juvenile. Unfortunately, I believe that's pretty much the direction today's society is headed.

[fistor!@#]

Not really. I think it's pretty lame and juvenile.

If you don

[Biff]

Of course it'll happen in this thread. That's not a big shocker.

Shocker? See there you go turning another thread into a sex thread again.

[Wiener Poopie]

[quote="Fistor"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"]

If you don

[fistor!@#]

Of course it'll happen in this thread. That's not a big shocker.

Shocker? See there you go turning another thread into a sex thread again.

Sorry, it was unintentional.

Guess I boned that one pretty hard.

[Queenie]

Hey Biff . . .what the eff . . . Titan gets a special name and I don't . . .or maybe I wouldn't want what you'd give me. . . but Ms. Popularity would be nice, you know, since I got the most votes in the poll.

[Biff]

Hey Biff . . .what the eff . . . Titan gets a special name and I don't . . .or maybe I wouldn't want what you'd give me. . . but Ms. Popularity would be nice, you know, since I got the most votes in the poll.

He doesn't have a special name. His post count enabled him to be "The Original Goatse man".

[Queenie]

Hey Biff . . .what the eff . . . Titan gets a special name and I don't . . .or maybe I wouldn't want what you'd give me. . . but Ms. Popularity would be nice, you know, since I got the most votes in the poll.

He doesn't have a special name. His post count enabled him to be "The Original Goatse man".

Oh snap!! Request retracted!!

[Biff]

They get better as they go along but they also take a lot longer to achieve. No that's not permission for people to up their post counts with blabber.

[fistor!@#]

They get better as they go along but they also take a lot longer to achieve. No that's not permission for people to up their post counts with blabber.

What about with blubber? Whale fat can be both tasty and nutritious, if prepared correctly.

[itsalltrue]

I haven't ever been caught...but I almost have. At work. Twice.

[Queenie]

They get better as they go along but they also take a lot longer to achieve. No that's not permission for people to up their post counts with blabber.

Yeah but how long does one want to be considered "dumber than zane"??

[brytn]

In this room shouldn't we call them "strands" instead of "threads"? Just a suggestion.

[beerbarella]

He opened the door just enough to see me sitting in front of the TV and I JUMPED UP and pulled my pants up and screamed NO I WASN'T! HAHA
He quickly shut the door and screamed HE'S IN HERE WACK'N IT!!!
hahahaha

Maybe he screamed it to cover up getting a stiffy when he caught you.
Just a thought.

I've never been caught, but I did catch my ex once. He tried the the same kind of "no I wasn't" line. Um, yeah. Rosie and her five sisters are just hangin' out on your junk for no reason, haha!

[icon]

but it is so funny how even the most straight forward threads have turned into sex...

Not really. I think it's pretty lame and juvenile.

This from a guy who is named Fistor. where is the irony in that?

[devilmaker]

If masturbation was a sport, I would be on a Wheaties Box.

[ashleykme]

my brother walked in on me once. That was embarrassing

[Torque]

This was horribly embarrassing and i wasn't even the one getting the enjoyment, back in college I walked into my apartment bedroom (that I shared with my roommate) and found my roommate's boyfriend beating off to a picture of me hugging my car on my wall! she wasn't home and she will never ever know, a) bc it embarrassed the hell out of me, and b)thats what guys do (but why the hell couldn't it be some normal hot celebrity chick as the focal point!)

[uhohspagettio]

God~!!! Every thread is internet sex....

I laughed out load when I read that, BECAUSE IT

[potthole]

I said a little. Hey, I'm just keeping within the scope of the topic!

You two should go to the chat room and flirt with each other there

...Like you're the one who should be talking.

[potthole]

Got busted by my mom once back in middle school. Thankfully I was covered, but she knew what I was doing. Made some comment about, "Maybe next time I'll knock on the door," and walked right out of my room, closing the door behind her.

[dasbow]

my brother walked in on me once. That was embarrassing

That's hot. No, wait a minute, that isn't hot. I'm so conflicted.

[heathman21]

Got busted by my mom once back in middle school. Thankfully I was covered, but she knew what I was doing. Made some comment about, "Maybe next time I'll knock on the door," and walked right out of my room, closing the door behind her.

haha!
Dude, I got busted by my grandma once, she just freak'n walked right on in the bathroom while I was in the tub.
I was only like 10 or something, didn't really know what I was doing....she thought I was the devil for the longest.

[Mad Dog]

In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch

[fistor!@#]

In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch

She told your neighbor? That's Effing evil.

[Titan!]

In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch

She told your neighbor? That's effing evil.

Jesus H man, that's just wrong.

[beerbarella]

In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch

Harsh! I sorta feel bad for your teenage self.

[potthole]

In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch

I've heard of some people using some strange stuff while doing the deed, but this is the first I've heard about butter. For some reason, I can't help but want to crack a joke involving corn on the cob...

[Titan!]

In 1976 I was a backwoods teen on a wanna be farm in central Michigan and I had never heard of KY before, hell actually I don't even know if it existed yet. I scowered the house too find something slippery too bang my monkey with ( it was just getting too sore dry) I went too the refrigerator one day and then had an epiffiny. Butter!!! It was cool and slippery and worked great! I used it for a couple of months, beating off to pics I stole from my dads porno stash. The only problem was that it had the odor of well.... butter and all my towels were crunchy and buttery. Unfortunatly my mom did the laundry and when she got wise she confronted me towel in hand. I had went from teenager too devil in ten seconds. The next day the only cute neighbor lady we had in our neck of the woods came too visit and while I'm in the kitchen with her and my mom, almost immediatly my mom said "Guess what my sons been doing" Ouch

I've heard of some people using some strange stuff while doing the deed, but this is the first I've heard about butter. For some reason, I can't help but want to crack a joke involving corn on the cob...

Says the guy with Butters as his avatar

[Mad Dog]

actually i was considering joining Joe's "Butter Street Team"