Hobo rap battle

[deadmetal]

I want hobo rap battle to come up I bet that will be really funny

[roybundlz]

a little writing excersize for myself...


the names producer joe, im the guy behind the glass
here with some more spit-takes in the form of a rap
ill battle a bum and leave'em how i found'em, smashed
cuz your hobo rhymes are like your bed, that shit is just trash
and ill probably catch a rash if i stand too close
ill treat this flow like zanes ribs and leave this hobo broke
except the bum beat me to it, hes broke enough i suppose
guess ill call up cat footwear and see if we can get this man some clothes
cuz im the donkey, why dont you honk if you saw me
i drop bombs on all the chicks and makem wish they were my carney
im the general on the front lines with the butter street team army
and green day gary at my back so that these bums cant harm me
when i do bizzare things i do it calmly, cuz i aint shook
ill leave your head spinnin like my wheel when my pranks booked
and choke you like zane with a chicken that aint cooked
cuz im producer joe, why dont you tell my how my taint look


kinda fell off at the end cuz I had to write around "tell me how my taint look" but whatever...doubt youll figure out the timing and flow of it...but i know it

[brytn]

Not bad. I am sure it sounds different in your head than in mine but, overall a good effort.

[brytn]

Just noticed the banner at the top...that's right GAY THUG DATING. What the hell?

[ipowrie]

I liked this stunt

[beckyp]

it was kind of weak but i'm super excited for this intern rap battle idea.

[Titan!]

I think the logical next step in the evolution of the rap battle ~After the interns of course~ is homo rap battle

[roybundlz]

Yeah I figured theyd find someone who was good and that would ruin it...Zane actually had a good idea, they shoulda let the two hobos battle eachother...Winner gets a 40 of OE

[Queenie]

Just noticed the banner at the top...that's right GAY THUG DATING. What the hell?

Mine say:

Learn to Freestyle Now

Hobo (Looking for a Hobo?)

Gangsta Rap CDs DVDs

too hilarious. Who the eff would be looking for a hobo besides Joe to do a rap battle.

[Queenie]

I liked this stunt

I thought it was awesome . . .that guy totally tore Joe UP!! But Joe didn't care . . .the other guy was just down with it. He could have competed with Rabbit.

[dino]

I missed it

Stupid work! >

[Queenie]

I missed it

Stupid work! >

[plungerhand]

It made me miss the babysitter's exit. I had to go 15 miles out of the way!! Of course, it didn't help I had to ride without my navigator....AGAIN!!

[Queenie]

It made me miss the babysitter's exit. I had to go 15 miles out of the way!! Of course, it didn't help I had to ride without my navigator....AGAIN!!

I'm sorry baby!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

[upperdeckercourt]

Nice job on the lyrics roy! Of course, after Joe's pathetic one-and-a-half line "rap", almost anything would sound good...

Not dissing your rhymes, though. I liked it.

[joesschwantz]

Joe should have just started ripping on them about not having a job.

I'm MC Joe and your rhymes are whack
Look at you wearing a potato sack
Hanging at the mission, being a slob
No one on Earth will give you a job
No money in your pocket, you're always flat broke
I laugh at your misfortune and I think you're a joke.

That example wasn't that good, but it would have been hilarious if he listened to Zane about them being "worthless" and ran with it.

[zanessweater]

Ok, the FUNNIEST part of the damned video were the MORONS doing the Egyptian Walk - did you see that - it was HILARIOUS. I'm still laughing.