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Create a Caption
#1
How about trying our hand at writing captions? I will post a picture. You supply the caption. My goal is to post a new pic everyday, we'll see how that goes.

[Image: soccer7.jpg]

To get us started:
Security at the renaissance fair never took kindly to Stewie's "Dick in a Ball" gag.
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#2
Oh my god, my testicle is HUGE!
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#3
This feels much better than that knothole.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#4
"Cannonball?!? He told me he was well endowed but this is ridiculous..."
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#5
even when we dress up, soccer still sucks
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#6
I told her I was sorry
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#7
"Hysterectomy Back in Medieval Times...certainly it can't be that bad now!"
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#8
Today's picture:
[Image: Kid_Bowl_Reading_A255.jpg]

Let me know if you enjoy this and should keep going or not.
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#9
"What the F?! I never get any coverage from Dick Vitale and his Diaper Dandies!"
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#10
There's more crap on this paper than in the toilet.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#11
Looks like my fantasy team's goin the same place as this poop....
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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#12
[Image: soccer7.jpg]


Prior to hiring Joe, "Producer Steve" didn't last past his first What can Steve do.
Wowie Groovie !
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#13
ow...my ball

Undecided
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#14
[Image: Kid_Bowl_Reading_A255.jpg]

Not the typical Orangeville resident, baby Chuck could both read and wipe himself. Sadly he was killed and eaten not long after this photo was taken.
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#15
If you all are interested, at the end of each week we could vote on the best caption. Clearly there would be no prize other than bragging rights. Interested?

Today's Picture:
[Image: 6.jpg]
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#16
Growing tired of Aunt Lilly constantly crapping on the couch, Bob created a seat outside with a bucket underneath it.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#17
On television, the motion-chair only brings you to the top of the stairs.
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#18
Mishearing "Can't I be a fly on the wall?", Grandpa Jack puts Aunt July on the wall.
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#19
Admin Wrote:Growing tired of Aunt Lilly constantly crapping on the couch, Bob created a seat outside with a bucket underneath it.

She was told many times that she can cut the bread anywhere, but she has to cut the cheese outside.
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#20
Admin Wrote:Growing tired of Aunt Lilly constantly crapping on the couch, Bob created a seat outside with a bucket underneath it.

LOL ! !
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#21
burnking Wrote:If you all are interested, at the end of each week we could vote on the best caption. Clearly there would be no prize other than bragging rights. Interested?

Today's Picture:
[Image: 6.jpg]

The day after cabbage night with Joe's Oma.
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#22
Since she had been kicked out of the park, Bippy had to find a new place to feed the pigeons.
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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#23
Apparently the invention Free Beer uses for his sister in law has gotten legs....
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#24
burnking Wrote:[Image: 6.jpg]


Growing tired of his wife's nagging about the chair he started work on fifteen years ago, Larry completed the job.
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#25
Today's picture:
[Image: preakness2.jpg]
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#26
John Kerry shows he's in touch with the working man by slamming an ice cold Miller Lite.
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#27
burnking Wrote:Today's picture:
[Image: preakness2.jpg]

"Sarah Jessica Parker takes a break from her hard work on the set of 'Sex and the City'"
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
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#28
Why Big Brown didn't win the triple crown
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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#29
Even after a case, she still looks like a nag...
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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#30
dino Wrote:
burnking Wrote:Today's picture:
[Image: preakness2.jpg]

"Sarah Jessica Parker takes a break from her hard work on the set of 'Sex and the City'"

Winner! Thread closed for the day!
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#31
vsangelchick Wrote:Since she had been kicked out of the park, Bippy had to find a new place to feed the pigeons.

Makes me wonder why she was kicked out of the park ?
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#32
dino Wrote:
burnking Wrote:Today's picture:
[Image: preakness2.jpg]

"Sarah Jessica Parker takes a break from her hard work on the set of 'Sex and the City'"

You get the exalt I was going to give to VS for this one. Everytime I see SJP I just can't understand her popularity, all I can think of is Horse Face
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#33
vsangelchick Wrote:Even after a case, she still looks like a nag...

I was gonna say something like, 3 more till the beer goggles kick in, yours is better
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#34
Today's picture:
[Image: circus12.jpg]
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#35
Rosie O'Donnell and her friends in the gay pride parade.
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#36
burnking Wrote:Today's picture:
[Image: circus12.jpg]

The high price of gas has forced the trucking industry to experiment with some unique alternatives.
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#37
The digging of a India subway tunnel
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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#38
burnking Wrote:John Kerry shows he's in touch with the working man by slamming an ice cold Miller Lite.
dino Wrote:"Sarah Jessica Parker takes a break from her hard work on the set of 'Sex and the City'"

Winner winner chicken dinner x 2
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#39
burnking Wrote:Today's picture:
[Image: circus12.jpg]

The monkey got stuck in the back again . . . one of these days WC Fields is gonna lose his monkey.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#40
It's too bad that elephants have such good memories because right now they're remembering the smell of elephant ass.
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