What Can Joe NOT Do?

[melmo112083]

seriously. he's awesome. i heart joe and i never even met the guy. pretty much every time he does a stunt that involves interaction with other people i end up laughing so hard my boss thinks i'm crying. i've never heard someone make awkward so effing hilarious.

[milwaukeewildwings]

I don't think he could derail a train with his penis.

[melmo112083]

ouch...that would hurt...i think...
but then with all that black powder in his system, you never really know do you?

[akajet]

I don't think he could derail a train with his penis.

i think he could he wears a magnum

[derek]

I don't think he could derail a train with his penis.

i think he could he wears a magnum

Meh, the Magnum is big. But the train is bigger.

[zig]

He can't schedule interviews properly on a regular basis.

[melmo112083]

He can't schedule interviews properly on a regular basis.

true, but i was talking stunt-wise with "what can't he do?". every time i think he's going to puss out on something he manages to still somehow get it together and pull it off. and 9 times out of 10 it ends up being hilarious.

[donttasemebro]

he can't eat his own head!

[melmo112083]

ok, ok. so he's not a god (even though he thinks he is "JESUS!!!"). he still rocks my socks anyway

[zig]

He can't eat a scorpion, or even a cockroach.

[jimbozane]

I was actually waiting for the end of the "UN Breakfast" this week,they played it out way to long. Joe eating things should be retired.

[melmo112083]

yeah...ugh...if it came down to eating bugs/worms or starving to death, i'd be dead. it was hilarious, but disgusting. blech.

[dingdongyo]

joe can't laugh like pee wee herman.

but i lose it every time i hear that clip of him trying.