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Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown hell.
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Yes I just heard that song yesterday for the first time in years.
Date Rape - Sublime
Mine:
"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain"
That's what she said.
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Allyson Wrote:Yes I just heard that song yesterday for the first time in years.
Date Rape - Sublime
Mine:
"All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain"
Blind Melon - No Rain
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Indeed.
That's what she said.
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You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla
OMG...
My husband is gay for Weird Al too....
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She keeps Moet et Chandon
in her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you cant decline
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boizalynne Wrote:She keeps Moet et Chandon
in her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Khruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation you cant decline
Queen - Killer Queen
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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He was born a pauper to a pawn on a christmas day
When the new york times said God is dead
And the wars begun
Alvin tostig has a son today
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:He was born a pauper to a pawn on a christmas day
When the new york times said God is dead
And the wars begun
Alvin tostig has a son today
Levon by Elton John
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan
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American Pie - Don McLean
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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This might be too Obscure, but I'm risking the big bag...
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
A super soaker filled with pee
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All apologies To kevin costner, and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
What about 'Top Gun'?
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
Whatever
Top secret was funny too
but he sucked as bat man
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Rock Monster Wrote:All apologies To kevin costner, and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
What about 'Top Gun'?
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
Whatever
Top secret was funny too
but he sucked as bat man Bowling for soup?
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"Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you"
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boizalynne Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:All apologies To kevin costner, and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'
What about 'Top Gun'?
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
Whatever
Top secret was funny too
but he sucked as bat man Bowling for soup?
BFS - Val Kilmer
I didn't know if anyone would get it!
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Rock Monster Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:Bowling for soup?
BFS - Val Kilmer
I didn't know if anyone would get it! I had a 'Bowling for Soup' stage
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Here, this is mine, I'll re-type it
"Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you"
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need more?
"Spit on your hand and stroke my #&@* at a medium pace"
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Tenacious D?
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Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
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I got what I got all despite you
And I did what I did just to spite you.
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I need you now
I need you bad
I need you baby looking just like that
Don't pack a bag
Don't make me whine
I wanna kiss that smile that's on your face
I need you wrapped up in these arms
I want you just the way you are
Just come on over.
Can you guess this one. It's the chorus of the song
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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Jessica Simpson's "Come on Over"
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And while your out gangbangin'
tryin to catch a murder case
Your ho's on my couch
gettin' f***ed in the face
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let's see if this isn't a turd...
you can google song lyrics, but you can't google sounds, so i have some crappy recordings of terrible renditions of riffs from famous songs that nobody can cheat to guess.
you really only need song title, since the artist is "guy who sucks at guitar." unless you want to show off and say who the original was. but the way i see it, the more these suck, the harder it is to guess.
i have a handful. if it gets a response, i'll keep going. if not, screw it, i had fun.
http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/6/7/1155015/1.mp3
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Sweet Child O' Mine
I think this is a great idea but should have it's own thread.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:Sweet Child O' Mine
I think this is a great idea but should have it's own thread.
word up.
http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?ac...hread=1925
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