08-13-2008, 12:41 PM
[quote="wienerpoopie"]That hurt
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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08-13-2008, 12:52 PM
"Where the hell are my gloves?"
"in the land of bad ideas with your stupid waffles." "How are waffles stupid?" "stupid by association. because they're your waffles.  ""That hurt 
08-13-2008, 12:54 PM
[quote="Jo"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"]That hurt
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08-13-2008, 12:56 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Yep . . . we call that Tennessee chrome . . . my goodness at the people that use it to "repair" a brake light and color it red. What the eff. Yes I know . . i'll get some flack on this one . . . there are rednecks in Tennessee, but I am NOT one of them. Impressive
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
08-13-2008, 01:16 PM
Titan ! Wrote:kaboobie92 Wrote:I wouldn't. I said I wouldnt take her sass. That is the opposite of hitting on a girl in a message board. READ
08-13-2008, 01:17 PM
Queenie Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:I hit a tree with my old truck and destroyed the turn signal so I just used a yellow light bulb
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08-13-2008, 01:22 PM
kaboobie92 Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:ummmm see that part that I highlighted ? By your definition any friendly talking with a female is flirting, apparently the Queen finds me irresistible
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08-13-2008, 01:27 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:kaboobie92 Wrote:I said I wouldnt take her sass. That is the opposite of hitting on a girl in a message board. READ By your definition any friendly talking with a female is flirting, apparently the Queen finds me irresistible
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
08-13-2008, 05:23 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:kaboobie92 Wrote:I said I wouldnt take her sass. That is the opposite of hitting on a girl in a message board. READ By your definition any friendly talking with a female is flirting, apparently the Queen finds me irresistible
08-14-2008, 03:24 PM
Im eating waffles when I get home from work even if Becky thinks waffles are stupid
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08-14-2008, 03:36 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Im eating waffles when I get home from work even if Becky thinks waffles are stupid YOUR waffles. not waffles in general. god.
08-14-2008, 03:39 PM
Jo Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote:Im eating waffles when I get home from work even if Becky thinks waffles are stupid You
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08-14-2008, 03:41 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Jo Wrote:YOUR waffles. not waffles in general. god. You
08-14-2008, 03:45 PM
[quote="Jo"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"] You
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08-14-2008, 07:51 PM
I love waffles. I have sex with them all the time. They're my favorite breakfast food to have sex with, in fact.
08-14-2008, 07:54 PM
Fistor Wrote:I love waffles. I have sex with them all the time. They're my favorite breakfast food to have sex with, in fact. thread topic from your other forum, eh? 
08-18-2008, 02:31 PM
...I wish I had a domesticated raccoon named pickles
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08-18-2008, 02:37 PM
[quote="wienerpoopie"]...I wish I had a domesticated raccoon named pickles
08-18-2008, 02:39 PM
[quote="Jo"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"]...I wish I had a domesticated raccoon named pickles
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08-18-2008, 02:43 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Jo Wrote:i wish you had one too. so i could run it over and laugh while driving away. it'd be bloody...bet on it. It would bite you in the face
08-18-2008, 02:45 PM
[quote="Fistor"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"] It would bite you in the face
08-18-2008, 02:48 PM
Jo Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Hooters waitresses have faces? Hooters wasn't hiring?
08-18-2008, 02:51 PM
The last time I was at a Panera was my 21st birthday; I almost got to eat the food twice
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08-18-2008, 02:54 PM
Fistor Wrote:Jo Wrote:PANERA BREAD! damnit. Must not have had the proper assets to be hired there.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
08-18-2008, 02:56 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Hooters wasn't hiring? it's true. all true.
08-18-2008, 02:58 PM
Do you think pickles could pickpocket people like a monkey? I think so
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08-18-2008, 03:01 PM
[quote="wienerpoopie"]Do you think pickles could pickpocket people like a monkey? I think so
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-18-2008, 03:02 PM
I think not, people would be amazed by its dancing ability
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08-18-2008, 03:07 PM
[quote="Howie Feltersnatch"]
[quote="wienerpoopie"]Do you think pickles could pickpocket people like a monkey? I think so
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
08-18-2008, 03:19 PM
dino Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:...domesticated pickpocketing raccoons have more red tape to go through than say....a kid....You get good tax breaks with those? an un-trained kid doesn't really give much of a return....you gotta find your niche...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-18-2008, 07:53 PM
not to mention, untrained kids dont come with the possible threat of rabies
08-19-2008, 12:26 PM
Peachs Wrote:not to mention, untrained kids dont come with the possible threat of rabies ...good point! although, chicken pox can get pretty bad...or shingles! :o
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-19-2008, 12:38 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Peachs Wrote:not to mention, untrained kids dont come with the possible threat of rabies eh, they have shots for that now...
08-19-2008, 12:50 PM
boizalynne Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:...good point! rabies too....duh
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
08-19-2008, 09:58 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:boizalynne Wrote:eh, they have shots for that now... I hate children. No, correction. I hate parents. I hate parents that don't spank their bad ass little kids. I hate parents that seem to loose all ability to talk about anything other than how WONDERFUL their bad ass little kids are. I hate the kids that scream in the middle of the store b/c they want something no the shelf and the parents "bargain" with them. I hate whiney kids. I hate pukey kids. I ESPECIALLY hate it when kids sing in songs. I may start a new thread on kids in songs. Ok, I'm done. 
08-19-2008, 11:47 PM
zanessweater Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:rabies too....duh Hmmmm... sounds like a poll /pull / pole to me
Wowie Groovie !
08-20-2008, 07:18 AM
zanessweater Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:rabies too....duh That motherly instinct is just ragin gin you isn't it??
08-20-2008, 07:23 AM
[quote="wienerpoopie"]Its Becky
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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