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Right now I'm....
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:excited to go home and hook up my satalite and dvr....free playboy channel for 6 months!

the dvr will be full of titties in no time!


update:

I didn't have enough cable to run for the satalite....no jubblies yet

I'm sure you hear that alot. That your cable is too short. ;D
airhornahole Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:update:

I didn't have enough cable to run for the satalite....no jubblies yet

I'm sure you hear that alot. That your cable is too short. ;D


thats what i told the wife....'i'm going outside to run cable, then i'm gonna come in and lay pipe'

her eyes rolled like this :Smile and I ended up cleaning pipe instead Undecided
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
airhornahole Wrote:I'm sure you hear that alot. That your cable is too short. ;D


thats what i told the wife....'i'm going outside to run cable, then i'm gonna come in and lay pipe'

her eyes rolled like this :Smile and I ended up cleaning pipe instead Undecided


wow, we're in the "Right now I'm"...

uh....right now i'm not working
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
remembering the hard way that 1 rum and coke is good, but a fifth of rum and coke is very very bad.
Wowie Groovie !
trying to wake the eff up . . . fell back asleep after the kiddies left for school. Gosh that is the best sleep!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Finishing all my work and then I'm off to Tennessee to visit family and go to a nascar race (husband's idea).
sluttynurse Wrote:Finishing all my work and then I'm off to Tennessee to visit family and go to a nascar race (husband's idea).

Don't forget the ear plugs. Bristol is LOUD. Worse than any concert EVER.
jus' P Wrote:
sluttynurse Wrote:Finishing all my work and then I'm off to Tennessee to visit family and go to a nascar race (husband's idea).

Don't forget the ear plugs. Bristol is LOUD. Worse than any concert EVER.

Thanks for the advice. It's my first race so I could use it. First time going to your neck of the woods too. Smile
It's hard to describe that area without using "neck".
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
sluttynurse Wrote:Finishing all my work and then I'm off to Tennessee to visit family and go to a nascar race (husband's idea).

I was at a NASCAR race this weekend....drunk a-holes everywhere
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Admin Wrote:It's hard to describe that area without using "neck".

Oh God, here we go :Smile

*spits chew*
You have to love an event where people will buy a ticket for their cooler.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Right now I am:

Studying for my Commercial Applicator Fruit Crop test....[drop] boring[/drop]
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:You have to love an event where people will buy a ticket for their cooler.

A lot of those places are numbers on benches instead of actual "seats". We would buy 2 extra tickets as to not have to "touch" the bill hilly next to us..
writing an action in photoshop to automatically resize and add text to 1400 wedding photos
Wowie Groovie !
flipping throught the pages of redtube.com to find something good
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:flipping throught the pages of redtube.com to find something good

Experience tells me not to take that bait.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Are you sure?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Are you sure?

Gee dee it.

*must..........resist.........*
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
what's redtube?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Take a bite Biff..

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I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:what's redtube?
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Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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I'm so goth, I shit bats.
Admin Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:what's redtube?
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yikes...

TAKE IT DOWN!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:what's redtube?

a cleaner version of xtube.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:what's redtube?

a cleaner version of xtube.

...and you know this how???? oh, that's right, I showed you. I really can't believe you guys are just now discovering...
Queenie Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:what's redtube?

a cleaner version of xtube.

xtube=?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:a cleaner version of xtube.

xtube=?

There's no way you're this knave. :Smile
waiting for the gas company to come to fix my meter Sad
Pisses me off that I have to take time off of work cause they can't figure out how to make an f'n appointment!!! >Sad
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
dino Wrote:waiting for the gas company to come to fix my meter Sad
Pisses me off that I have to take time off of work cause they can't figure out how to make an f'n appointment!!! >Sad

"Mr. Dino, we'll be there sometime between 10:00 am and 2:00 pm"

That should have gone in the greatest annoyances thread.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Fistor Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:xtube=?

There's no way you're this knave. :Smile


i have dialup at home and strict government IT at work...so I do little surfing outside of here
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i have dialup at home and strict government IT at work...so I do little surfing outside of here
I'm surprised the govn't lets you on here! When I was on a Fed system it was so restrictive I'd get blocked from all sorts of forum sites. No streaming, no p2p, no "social networks" and the catch all "obscene or vulgar" sites. How the hell was I supposed to eff off?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
dino Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i have dialup at home and strict government IT at work...so I do little surfing outside of here
I'm surprised the govn't lets you on here! When I was on a Fed system it was so restrictive I'd get blocked from all sorts of forum sites. No streaming, no p2p, no "social networks" and the catch all "obscene or vulgar" sites. How the hell was I supposed to eff off?

i'm streaming music right now Smile

they forgot to turn my 'administrative privledges' off :-D
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:There's no way you're this knave. :Smile


i have dialup at home and strict government IT at work...so I do little surfing outside of here

I've never been to xtube either, but I can employ my superpower of common sense to pretty much figure out what it is.
Not really wanting to do any work the rest of today.
potthole Wrote:Not really wanting to do any work the rest of today.

Preach on, bro
wondering how the hell it got to be so late ?
Wowie Groovie !
Titan ! Wrote:wondering how the hell it got to be so late ?

34 well thought out posts do take a while . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
Queenie Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:wondering how the hell it got to be so late ?

34 well thought out posts do take a while . . .

Yeah but at the most, 3 or maybe 4 of those were actually well thought out. it should only be about 11:30 or so.
Wowie Groovie !
Titan, do you have a job?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.


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