09-03-2008, 11:37 AM
School started yesterday
What kind of flowers should I buy for the wife?
What kind of flowers should I buy for the wife?
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09-03-2008, 11:42 AM
Definitely not the ones they dip in weird neon colors at the grocery store (roses always work and pink ones are a good pick outside of Valentine's Day!!)
Who likes a smartass?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-03-2008, 12:33 PM
Nobody likes a smart ass, they kick that smart ass's ass right off their body! (that's what i do
 Imported or Domestic Beer?
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-03-2008, 12:50 PM
I like both. Guinness (see the 2nd N Queen?) And Sam Adams.
Witty retort or profane aphorism ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-03-2008, 12:52 PM
profane aphorism. don't know what it means but it sounds cool
151 Rum or stay sober all night? (the 151 is your only option)
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-03-2008, 01:13 PM
Ok the hell with quitting . . .i'll take the 151!!
Arby's or McDonalds?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-03-2008, 01:19 PM
Queenie Wrote:Ok the hell with quitting . . .i'll take the 151!! Either way, with the 151 you're going to be tasting it again. I think arby's might be better the 2nd time out. What time is my next class ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-03-2008, 02:25 PM
Sometime in the afternoon.
![[Image: jagermeister.jpg]](http://www.first-draft.com/images/2008/03/26/jagermeister.jpg) -or- ![[Image: absente55.jpg]](http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/kawachi/cabinet/products2/absente55.jpg)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-04-2008, 06:37 AM
![[Image: image295.jpg]](http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/flameboy54jamrock/image295.jpg) push mower or rider? Yes, the grass is getting long.
09-04-2008, 09:03 AM
Push mower, it does a better job.
Why do people keep screwing up this thread?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 09:38 AM
Queenie Wrote:Push mower, it does a better job. Because it's fun to do bad things. Do you know how to make chocolate ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 09:40 AM
Ask the mayor of New Orleans.
How crazy is too crazy?
09-04-2008, 09:47 AM
Depends on how hot she is .
Should I spend the day re-watching the pirates trilogy or get some work done and be a productive useful member of society ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 09:53 AM
Why change your routine now?
Who is the King of the Mountain?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 09:55 AM
IAM! ! ! :
 ushes Queen off the mountain::Illustrator, Dreamweaver, or Photoshop ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 10:02 AM
None will make you look less retarded!!
How many classes are you taking?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 11:16 AM
Queenie Wrote:None will make you look less retarded!! Feels like I'm taking all of them. Have you ever hallucinated ? If so what ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 11:26 AM
"No" is no fun so i'll improvise . . .
Yes. Biff was on the junkboat with Joe. Biff pushed Joe out so it wouldn't sink. What did I forget again??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 03:13 PM
airhornahole Wrote:Queen, I think you forgot something. Sorry!! I think you need to forget that second sentence in your signature . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 04:55 PM
Queenie Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:Queen, I think you forgot something. Life's too short to be sorry, unless there's money, sex, or love on the line, then be really sorry. Where can I get a Michigan flag ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-05-2008, 06:44 AM
There was an all Michigan / Michigan State store in Grandville on Chicago drive. I don't know if it's still there.
How many huricanes will hit the US this year? 
09-05-2008, 07:24 AM
None - It's an Al Gore conspiracy.
Do I want to watch the races or see tits with drunk stupid people?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-05-2008, 07:54 AM
If you need to ask, you must not be a dude.
How much time will be left in the game when the Lions decide to blow the lead?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 08:51 AM
Rock Monster Wrote:If you need to ask, you must not be a dude. Depends on who the lead is and how hot he is. Will I get my advertising textbook from the guy I bought it fromon Ebay in time to finish my assignment that's due Monday ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-05-2008, 08:54 AM
No. Sucks to be you.
[quote author=titan board=games thread=1414 post=33770 time=1220622696 Depends on who the lead is and how hot he is. [/quote] Didn't the Lions trade Joey Harrington?
09-05-2008, 08:56 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Didn't the Lions trade Joey Harrington? I think they cut him. Does anyone know when hackey training camp starts for the wings up in Traverse City?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 09:12 AM
Sept 20-23.
Why do some people insist on NOT following the rules of a thread?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 09:23 AM
Because they are stupid.
How can we kick someone out?
09-05-2008, 09:29 AM
Just ignore them, they'll leave.
Why did Zane think pole and pull sounded the same?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-05-2008, 10:42 AM
It's called "Dumber than Zane" for a reason.
Why did Potthole tell Zane's wife that she looked "manly"?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-05-2008, 10:50 AM
Because he had a brain fart.
Why are you walking on sunshine?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 10:54 AM
Because I have fireproof boots.
Why do fairies wear boots?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-05-2008, 10:58 AM
I don't know but you gotta believe me.
Because you said so?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-05-2008, 02:07 PM
Why should you do what I say?
Will this day ever end?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 02:28 PM
Yep in about 2 and a half hours for me.
Rainbow sherbet or mint chocolate chip?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 03:10 PM
rainbow sherbet
How can I get employees that aren't morons?
09-05-2008, 03:14 PM
Fire Titan
If you could have "relations" with anyone that you wanted on earth 5 seperate times,(assuming you were single) but had to eat a spoonful of that persons crap before you got to see them (only once) would you do it?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 03:34 PM
Uhh . . . hell NO!
Where did that question come from??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 03:36 PM
he's facinated with 2 girls 1 cup.
What kind of sick bastard would think of that? |
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