09-11-2008, 05:45 AM
Titan ! Wrote:deuce Wrote:HOMO! DICK! JEW!
Hmmmmm methinks one of the banned members has returned
Actually it was someone who deleted their own account and then returned.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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 Actually it was someone who deleted their own account and then returned. 
09-11-2008, 06:26 AM
Admin Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Hmmmmm methinks one of the banned members has returned See! something's-not-quite-rightdar isn't 100% innaccurate... So Biff dish the dirt ? Who was it? And what other screen name monkey shines have gone on ? besides mine of course
Wowie Groovie !
09-11-2008, 06:43 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Gleek, the monkey from the wondertwins They're in the bedroom. Batman or Spiderman?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-11-2008, 08:58 AM
Spiderman.
While at the beach, ocean or pool?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-11-2008, 09:00 AM
I have to say pool (didn't know there was a beach at the pool), never been to the ocean.
Fish or chicken?
09-11-2008, 01:38 PM
airhornahole Wrote:I have to say pool (didn't know there was a beach at the pool), never been to the ocean. Most resorts by the ocean have a pool. Some people are scared of the ocean. aaand back to the task at hand . . . Fish or chicken? Chicken. Shrimp or Fish?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-11-2008, 01:51 PM
shrimp
What planet are you from? who's never seen the ocean?
09-11-2008, 02:09 PM
Zormak.
Why have I never been on vacation? I have seen the ocean (flown over it). Never been to the ocean.
09-11-2008, 02:11 PM
Because McDonalds vacation policies suck.
Why did I download Itunes 8 the day it was released ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-12-2008, 09:11 AM
Because your Titan and have nothing better to do.
Why do nuns wear black?
09-12-2008, 09:14 AM
Because you can see through white, and they just can't be that way.
Who fixed your hair?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 09:19 AM
I don't. I let them have their fun.
To quit or not to quit, that is the question?
09-12-2008, 09:28 AM
rehab is for quitters.
Is that how I raised you?
09-12-2008, 09:33 AM
I can't believe you haven't sharpened my best knife. might wanna do that before Mom gets here
What time does happy hour start?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-12-2008, 10:28 AM
As soon as it begins.
Do I try to pursue plans with a group of friends or my smokin' hot ex tonight?
09-12-2008, 10:31 AM
There's a reason he/she's your ex.
Do these pants make me look fat?
09-12-2008, 10:51 AM
No, your belly does.
Is it going to rain today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 10:53 AM
No, i'd rather you pick me up as usual around 5 please sir.
Are you going to be ready?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 10:55 AM
Baby, I was born ready.
Why can't the rabbit have any damn Trix?
That's what she said.
09-12-2008, 10:58 AM
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Why do monkeys alway mock people?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 11:00 AM
Because they wish that they could BE me!
Why do people go up very tall buildings and pay money just so that they can look back at the ground where they started?
09-12-2008, 11:21 AM
Tourist, can't live with them, can't live without them!
Why don't they put elevators in lighthouses?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 11:24 AM
To get to the top without climbing stairs?
Are there REALLY no stupid questions?
09-12-2008, 11:28 AM
There are . . . believe me I hear a ton from realtors every day.
Why does our receptionist have 7 personalities?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 11:30 AM
Because she ain't getting any.
Are we the only 2 that got the F-off Friday memo?
09-12-2008, 12:03 PM
Because you're slackers.
why the eff am I not working right now?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-12-2008, 12:16 PM
Because plungee forgot to send the memo to you.
What sounds good for lunch?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-12-2008, 12:21 PM
Indian food....five days a week if I could rationalize it.
So whatever happened to Quantum Leap?
09-12-2008, 12:33 PM
It got lost in time.
How many rugs do we need in here?
09-12-2008, 12:55 PM
He pee'd on your effing rug.
Is Punky more fluid than Jeff Beck?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-12-2008, 02:30 PM
What the Hell are you talking about??!?
Hot teacher glasses, or contacts on a chick?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-12-2008, 03:20 PM
Depends on the game you two are playing that night!
SEC, Big 10, PAC 10, etc....???
09-12-2008, 03:23 PM
Depends on the Sport.
Army or Marines?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-12-2008, 03:27 PM
Depends on the war.
"Audi" - Pronounced 'ah-dee' or 'owdee'? 
09-12-2008, 04:22 PM
owdee.
what's the deal with Grapenuts? no grapes, no nuts, wtf?
09-13-2008, 08:08 AM
warm up the milk first and you got a pretty good way to start a winters day
who needs the win more, Notre Dame or Michigan ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-14-2008, 02:45 PM
Looks like ND.
poor and content or rich and miserable?
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