09-15-2008, 08:30 AM
none: peeking in people's windows <> homework.
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09-15-2008, 03:15 PM
No. But now I want to kill, kill, kill,...
Is it only legal if it's in pen?
09-15-2008, 03:21 PM
We cannot trust you with anything sharper than a crayon.
Is that going to leave a mark?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-15-2008, 03:29 PM
Only if you try to get away.
Why do birds sing so gay?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-15-2008, 03:58 PM
That's not a bird. It's Titan whistling.
What's it going to take to get a shot at that game? 
09-17-2008, 06:40 AM
3 dollars in quarters and 20 minutes in line.
How much dreamweaver will I get finished tonight ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-17-2008, 06:47 AM
If you make it through the night, you may get to see the morning light.
How big of dork am I for knowing that song?
09-17-2008, 06:57 AM
I'd give you a 8.9 out of 10
Why doesn't the Rapid have more convenient stops for GRCC?
Wowie Groovie !
09-17-2008, 06:59 AM
I guess not many people think there needs to be a stop at your moms house.
Who wants to kill a cat? 
09-17-2008, 09:00 AM
someone who is really craving a cat sammich.
who will be stanley cup champions this year?
09-17-2008, 09:09 AM
I'm not sure but there's a 89% chance that Airhorn's mom has blown the entire team, coaching staff, equipment managers, mascot and officer personnel.
Should I make a fake press ID?
Wowie Groovie !
09-17-2008, 02:13 PM
Only if you use your Larping picture for the photo.
Do you listen or hang up on telemarketers? 
09-17-2008, 03:32 PM
It's fun to play around with them, Tom Mabe style...
How bad do I need a haircut?
09-17-2008, 04:03 PM
If you look anything like your avatar, you need more than a haircut.
What is the best vegetable to fry?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-17-2008, 05:58 PM
Why are you questioning the Lord?
Why does the freakin copier keep getting jambed?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-18-2008, 05:27 AM
Because you keep making photo copies of your ass.
Why didnt I get up earlier ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-18-2008, 06:54 AM
Because I was keeping your mom busy so she couldn't wake you.
Why are people so stupid?
09-18-2008, 06:58 AM
Your stupidity is obviously contagious.
Why does machine coffee suck so bad ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-18-2008, 09:20 AM
Because you forgot to drink your 2 gallons water afterwards.
Why do they still make liquid paper in liquid form?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-18-2008, 09:32 AM
Because Becky doesn't have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot put the tape on the computer screen.
Oh where oh where has my little dog gone?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-18-2008, 01:44 PM
I didn't "yes Dear", at the right time.
Are we there yet?
09-18-2008, 02:03 PM
No, sit down and shutup or I'll pull this car over and so help me God......
Is that a Twisted Sister pin on your uniform?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-18-2008, 02:13 PM
Yep, I drive the crazy train.
Where are we going?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-18-2008, 02:28 PM
I don't know but this handbasket sure is comfortable.
Do you know where the Holiday Inn is from here?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-18-2008, 02:34 PM
Admin Wrote:Because Becky doesn't have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot put the tape on the computer screen. wtf man.
09-18-2008, 02:42 PM
Jo Wrote:Admin Wrote:Because Becky doesn't have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot put the tape on the computer screen. I might have got that wrong. Even without opposable thumbs Becky can still put the white out tape on the monitor.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-18-2008, 02:53 PM
Admin Wrote:Jo Wrote:wtf man. ...i'll just go back to not posting now.
09-18-2008, 03:09 PM
Admin Wrote:I don't know but this handbasket sure is comfortable. 'round the corner and straight up your ass. Should I pre party or post party tonight ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-18-2008, 03:56 PM
Um. I tend to do both....so I say both.
Should I go to the free Trace Atkin's concert on Demonbreun tonight?
09-18-2008, 04:10 PM
Only if it's open bar...
If you were traveling in a vehicle at the speed of light and you turned your lights on, would they do anything?
09-18-2008, 09:11 PM
yes, but the brakes wouldn't.
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
09-19-2008, 07:27 AM
Google "Mechanical Licker" and you'll have your answer.
Does this look infected to you ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-19-2008, 11:38 AM
I don't know. Maybe Dr. Stupid can help.
When should I leave for home?
09-19-2008, 01:22 PM
Your mom told me to tell you that she wants you home before the street lights come on.
Should I use a sledghammer and chisel to trim my toenails ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-19-2008, 01:38 PM
Use what you usually do, your teeth.
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