09-16-2008, 08:53 PM
Excited about the home the wife and I saw tonight. Might be making an offer in the near future!
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Right now I'm....
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09-17-2008, 07:13 AM
Really tired of dealing with my divorce and my stupid ass soon to be ex-husband!
09-17-2008, 08:25 AM
wanting some breakfast, but I mopped the kitchen and I don't want to get my socks wet.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-17-2008, 10:05 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:wanting some breakfast, but I mopped the kitchen and I don't want to get my socks wet. you'll make a fine wife someday
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-17-2008, 10:26 AM
Here's what probably causing your problems . . .
![[Image: egg%20rolls.jpg]](http://www.fortunechineseutah.com/new_images/egg%20rolls.jpg) I'm just glad you mentioned it before lunch so I wouldn't be craving it later.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-17-2008, 10:27 AM
Thinking i'll be eating Chinese food today too!!
and burping it later
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-17-2008, 10:31 AM
Queenie Wrote:Thinking i'll be eating Chinese food today too!! damnit....now i want to venture to the buffet....but i'm broke
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-17-2008, 10:34 AM
<<sending Howie e-bucks
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-17-2008, 11:05 AM
Very close to literally beating my boss unconscious!!!
He has broken his 4th effin media card for his blackberry, which holds about one gazillion pictures and several custom ringtones that I made for him. AAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-17-2008, 11:20 AM
Nope . . . but there are several Statler Brothers songs (because he is their attorney), Big Bad John (for his best friend John), Rocky Top by the UT band, Calypso something or another, because he went to St. Thomas and wanted to have a "hometown" ring (I told him they don't know what hometown means), a dixie horn, (I wanna search you for) Ticks by Brad Paisley, you get the picture.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-17-2008, 11:30 AM
Thinking my wife and I might be putting an offer in on a house by the end of the week.
09-17-2008, 11:33 AM
potthole Wrote:Thinking my wife and I might be putting an offer in on a house by the end of the week. I'm telling Dennis.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-17-2008, 11:38 AM
I'm stealing Dennis' lamp. I know people where he works. I can sneak in while he's at lunch. Then I'll hold it ransom.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-17-2008, 01:34 PM
Surprisingly not burping. I guess a couple of ham and cheese with some chips is better than the Chinese.
09-17-2008, 01:54 PM
...praising the Gods of gastrointestinal for Air horn's daily gaseous updates... :
 try some anti-acids...
09-17-2008, 01:55 PM
jus' P Wrote:...praising the Gods of gastrointestinal for Air horn's daily gaseous updates... : I have, they make it worse.
09-17-2008, 02:33 PM
eating Chinese food.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-17-2008, 05:16 PM
Cooking an amish chicken on the rotissiery (can't spell rotisserery) of the grill.
What's makes them amish chickens.......
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-17-2008, 10:42 PM
making anniversary enchiladas and waiting for Shaun to get home
09-18-2008, 06:37 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:What's makes them amish chickens....... I think it's the beards and the little hats. ;D
09-18-2008, 06:38 AM
Trying to hock candy bars at work for a soccer fund raiser.
09-18-2008, 06:54 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Trying to hock candy bars at work for a soccer fund raiser. If you sell 10 boxes will your coach throw a pizza party ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-18-2008, 06:59 AM
Titan ! Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:Trying to hock candy bars at work for a soccer fund raiser. Eff if I know. They do get a water bottle that leaks if they sell one box.
09-18-2008, 07:22 AM
Thinking it was probably not a great idea to drink 2 litres of water, and the jumbo coffee right before class.
Wowie Groovie !
09-18-2008, 07:33 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Trying to hock candy bars at work for a soccer fund raiser. i'm hocking microwavable goods....like french bread pizzas and jalapeno pretzels
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-18-2008, 07:57 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Thinking it was probably not a great idea to drink 2 litres of water, and the jumbo coffee right before class. Aww. What the eff. Piss on it. 
09-18-2008, 11:09 AM
going to have to get some work done . . .I have 26 real estate hotlines waiting . . .ugh
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-18-2008, 11:13 AM
potthole Wrote:Not enjoying math. Who doesn't enjoy math?!
That's what she said.
09-18-2008, 11:35 AM
Allyson Wrote:potthole Wrote:Not enjoying math. Ummmm according to his post, Potthole. Duhhhh.
Wowie Groovie !
09-18-2008, 01:09 PM
Dying from a headache! I want to go hoooome!
 :'(
09-18-2008, 07:12 PM
Exausted from working too much.....
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
09-18-2008, 08:06 PM
Putting off writing my lesson plans...I have until midnight tomorrow night.
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