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09-19-2008, 04:52 PM
I didn't.
Go Katie or Mr.Blue Aluminum Bottle maker?
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
09-19-2008, 05:22 PM
Mr Blue Aluminum Bottle maker. Go Katie is just stupid.
What time did the mail get here ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-22-2008, 10:44 AM
As soon as the snail cam e by.
Why is my typign so bad? 
09-22-2008, 10:47 AM
Because your fingers are retarded.
 Why did my boss decide to cancel his vacation, thus screwing up my day?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-22-2008, 10:53 AM
You should know. There's no gas to go anywhere!!
To eat Chinese or not to eat Chinese, that is the question. Whether it be nobler in the minds to consume a burger and fries, or by opposing, tacos.
09-22-2008, 12:46 PM
I don't need that kind of gas!!
Where do you go to get peace of mind?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-22-2008, 12:51 PM
Everywhere and nowhere. That or you could sneak into a morgue and chop off a little bit of brain.
When will the pain stop?
09-22-2008, 01:20 PM
In 8 minutes if you take a BC powder.
Who'll stop the rain?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-22-2008, 01:33 PM
Not Tina Turner or Missy Elliot. They can't stand it!
This past weekend sucked, so what should I do to make up for it this weekend?
09-22-2008, 01:37 PM
You could come and babysit my 6 kids. Nothing can top that.
Wasn't that CCR?
09-22-2008, 01:46 PM
Churchill's cardiac resuscitation was an utter failure.
Anyone have a spare garage or warehouse or loading dock they can let me use for about 5 hours for a photo shoot ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-23-2008, 01:34 PM
Oh! Oh! I think it's happening!
Is what going to happen?
09-23-2008, 05:25 PM
Charlie Brown is finally going to kick that motherF'ing football, or he's going to punch that bitch in the face and send her skinny ass home bloody and bruised.
Will we ever see anything new from Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-24-2008, 12:56 PM
god no.
will dino ever get out of the gay mustache ride business? 
09-24-2008, 01:18 PM
Only if this economy starts to pick up again.
When will becky get that mustache lased off?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-24-2008, 01:27 PM
no way, it gives me character.
favorite gatorade flavor? 
09-24-2008, 01:45 PM
Blue, but I can't drink too much cuz it makes my poo blue.
Does that happen to anyone else?
09-24-2008, 01:48 PM
Nope, get that checked out.
Is scientology a joke? (firefox spell checker said I have to capitalize scientology but I won't give it that much respect)
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-24-2008, 02:43 PM
watch Battlefield Earth for the answer.
How long till it's beer 'thirty ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-24-2008, 02:44 PM
It's five O'clock somewhere....I have a clock to prove it.
Should we start a "everybody post their pic" thread?
09-24-2008, 02:48 PM
Already done.... http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?bo...thread=755
Why do people hate the search button?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-24-2008, 02:53 PM
dino Wrote:Already done.... http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?bo...thread=755 Ohhhhh.....oops. <---fairly new at this.
09-24-2008, 02:55 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:dino Wrote:Already done.... http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?bo...thread=755 Understood...no problem but you have two strikes for not answering and asking a question! 
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
09-24-2008, 11:05 PM
dino Wrote:Already done.... http://fbhw.proboards47.com/index.cgi?bo...thread=755 nobody wants to think their thought is unoriginal. um... who's your daddy?
09-25-2008, 07:20 AM
What the hell is a Balled?
Do dictionaries serve a useful purpose?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-25-2008, 08:06 AM
Either one mixed with a pint of Jack makes me awesome.
Will I keep my position on the Dean's list this semester ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-25-2008, 08:34 AM
nobody cares.
do you really have to pee in a girls mouth to make babies?
09-25-2008, 08:39 AM
Jo Wrote:nobody cares.no, that's just if you want it to be blonde. what's the most disgusting thing you've ever participated in? (i was inspired)
09-25-2008, 10:42 AM
When you have a lazy eye, 2 belly buttons, 11 toes and a mustache you need something to cling to.
Does diet dr. pepper really taste more like regular dr. pepper?
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-25-2008, 11:47 AM
Close your eyes, squint a little, and inhale deeply from a freshly filled truck stop toilet, and yes it does.
How many envelopes are in that box ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-25-2008, 08:53 PM
The number is identical to the number of times you got laid: 2 (you mentioned something about having 2 virgins right?)
Who's watching the office right now?
09-25-2008, 08:58 PM
I am.
The # of envelopes is not = to the # of times I got laid, remember I also mentioned that I was engaged.
Wowie Groovie !
09-25-2008, 09:45 PM
That wasn't a question.
What's your question?
09-25-2008, 09:59 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:That wasn't a question. What did the judge in your civil trial regarding goat rape ask before swearing you in ? I like drinking, porn, and 18 y/o freshly shaven cheerleaders.
Wowie Groovie !
09-25-2008, 10:17 PM
*Backwards?
He asked, "Sun, you got yer fangers crawsed? Cuz it don't count as a lie if yer fangers are crawsed". How fast can we start another fight in here?
09-26-2008, 08:28 AM
Right now! You have herpes and I banged your momma! Your dad was a crack head and did bukakae porn in your apartment that was paid for by welfare! And your girlfriend is fat, ugly, and has a mustach. You will never succeed in life, as a matter of fact, you are just plain worthless. Go kill yourself, minger.
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